Guild Chat: cool story to shots at our reproductive organs to who has mounts to cookies to *!@#$%^s to getting turned on

[00:19:44] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: omg chris showboat LOL
[00:20:00] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: ;op
[00:20:15] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: u have crimson charger?
[00:20:33] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: nope
[00:21:09] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I do :D
[00:21:45] [G] [85:Alltaire]: [Crimson Deathcharger] <3
[00:22:15] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: cool story
[00:22:22] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: :)
[00:22:38] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Does it make your dick feel smaller? That's okay.
[00:22:48] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You can cry yourself to sleep, sir.
[00:23:28] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Does it make your ovaries feel less shriveled? That's okay.
[00:23:56] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: :P
[00:26:00] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Yes, it does. [Grand Black War Mammoth] [Great Brewfest Kodo] [Green Proto-Drake]
[00:26:08] [G] [85:Alltaire]: [Raven Lord] [Red Qiraji Battle Tank] [Sandstone Drake]
[00:26:18] [G] [85:Alltaire]: [Swift Brewfest Ram] [Subdued Seahorse] [Swift White Hawkstrider]
[00:26:19] [G] [85:Alltaire]: [Swift Zhevra]
[00:26:24] [G] [85:Årtificial]: hey hey, tone down the e-$%^&*! in your voice.
[00:26:26] [G] [85:Alltaire]: [White Polar Bear]
[00:26:37] [G] [85:Årtificial]: whatever the opposite of epeen is
[00:26:48] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: boob job?
[00:26:51] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: blow job?
[00:26:53] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: yes please
[00:26:55] [G] [85:Bootifull]: sandy vag?
[00:26:57] [G] [85:Bigplaya]: mmmm booob job
[00:27:07] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: my best mount
[00:27:10] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: [Acherus Deathcharger]
[00:27:20] [G] [85:Alltaire]: [Rusted Proto-Drake] [Ironbound Proto-Drake] [Grand Ice Mammoth]
[00:27:20] [G] [85:Årtificial]: [Swift Flight Form] iwin
[00:27:34] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: [Phosphorescent Stone Drake]
[00:27:35] [G] [85:Alltaire]: [Big Battle Bear]
[00:27:56] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: [Venomhide Ravasaur]
[00:28:22] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You realize I linked 15?
[00:28:40] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I don't give a @#$% if you don't have one I don't have. Look how many I have, that you probably never will.
[00:28:43] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Makes me feel good.
[00:28:59] [G] [85:Aelendis]: daaaamn
[00:29:05] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: congradulations? do you want a ^&*!ing cookie?
[00:29:12] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Yes, I @#$%ing do.
[00:29:13] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: mmmm cookie
[00:29:15] [G] [85:Alltaire]: It better be warm.
[00:29:18] [G] [85:Alltaire]: And fresh.
[00:29:24] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: i'll give u a warm cookie
[00:29:26] [G] [85:Årtificial]: you want a hug alltaire?
[00:29:28] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: cookie isnt a metephore for a nice salty load is it?
[00:29:29] [G] [85:Alltaire]: And not like you held it between your ^&* for hours to keep it war,
[00:29:29] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: with lots of nuts
[00:29:31] [G] [85:Alltaire]: warm*
[00:29:33] [G] [85:Årtificial]: you want a hug alltaire?
[00:29:51] [G] [85:Alltaire]: ARTI, I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR LIPS TO MY !@#$%^& AND SUCK, *!@#$
[00:29:59] [G] [85:Alltaire]: CLEAN OUT MY %^&*ING HEMMROIDS
[00:30:00] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: you want new ovaries?
[00:30:01] [G] [85:Alltaire]: THEY HURT
[00:30:01] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: kinky
[00:30:06] [G] [85:Årtificial]: sounds hot
[00:30:09] [G] [85:Alltaire]: AND THEY WON'T STOP BLEEDING EVERY TIME I !@#$
[00:30:17] [G] [85:Årtificial]: stop, youre turning me on
[00:30:18] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I'M GOING TO DEVELOP ANEMIA
[00:30:27] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: holy crap what's wrong wiht you tonight :S
[00:30:29] [G] [85:Årtificial]: -_-
[00:30:29] [G] [85:Bigplaya]: diiirty
[00:31:17] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: this is the first time i've actually had my stomach turned by guild chat
[00:31:19] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: thanks jen
[00:31:23] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: $%^&ing %^&*!@#
[00:31:29] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: cool story to shots at our reproductive organs to who has mounts to cookies to *!@#$%^s to getting turned on
[00:31:29] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: or "sucking &*!@#$%" in your case
[00:31:34] [G] [85:Årtificial]: she just wants her salad tossed bro
[00:31:39] [G] [85:Bigplaya]: first time guild chat got me hot
[00:32:17] [G] [85:Carlizzle]: bloody tossed salad? if she has a !@#$%^ infection that runs down her ^&* is it like an italian dressing tossed salad?
[00:32:21] [G] [85:Alltaire]: My friend ended up in the hospital
[00:32:29] [G] [85:Alltaire]: because his hemmroids didn't stop bleeding after he &*!@
[00:32:29] [G] [85:Årtificial]: from salad tossing?
[00:32:33] [G] [85:Årtificial]: ew
[00:32:35] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: ^
[00:32:40] [G] [85:Alltaire]: and he bled into his anal cavity
[00:32:44] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I actually couldn't stop laughing
[00:32:51] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I tried blaming it on gay sex
[00:32:51] [G] [85:Diligo]: I approve of this conversation.
[00:32:56] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: SADISTIC
[00:33:02] [G] [85:Alltaire]: but then he got mad at me for calling him a #$%^&* who gets !@# pounded
[00:33:12] [G] [85:Alltaire]: But seriously
cavity?
[00:33:43] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Thinking about it right now..I can't stop laughing
[00:33:45] [G] [85:Diligo]: No, I have not.
[00:34:36] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Did have a friend who went to the hospital because his erection would not go away, we made him take a couple viagras