[19:57:54] [G] [85:Alltaire]: OH HAY DO U WANT ME 2 LINK MY MOUNTS
[19:58:02] [G] [85:Budaa]: well ur a chick
[19:58:05] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: oh god
[19:58:10] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: can i join in on this?
[19:58:10] [G] [85:Budaa]: and all ur kind do is farm mounts
[19:58:12] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: here come the hemroids
[19:58:13] [G] [85:Budaa]: and useless pets
[19:58:14] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: >:)
[19:58:16] [G] [85:Budaa]: and other shit
[19:58:30] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I farm pets IRL
[19:58:40] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: its true i heard she stole a fixed cat
[19:58:41] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: you eat puppies
[19:58:43] [G] [85:Budaa]: im guessing 20-35 cats
[19:58:45] [G] [85:Årtificial]: so, youre a cat hoarder?
[19:58:50] [G] [85:Alltaire]: lol
[19:58:55] [G] [85:Budaa]: thats a lot of pussy
[19:58:57] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I should
[19:58:57] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: cat thief is the correct term
[19:59:07] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: pussy theif
[19:59:13] [G] [85:Alltaire]: As long as I have more fish than cats
[19:59:15] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I'm fine
[19:59:19] [G] [85:Alltaire]: and not crazy
[19:59:19] [G] [85:Budaa]: Alltaire and her pussies
[20:00:17] [G] [85:Alltaire]: What about homeless people? Can I horde them?
[20:00:29] [G] [85:Alltaire]: wait..hoard
[20:00:31] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: only if you put them in bfk
[20:00:32] [G] [85:Årtificial]: like... zug zug horde or hoard?
[20:00:39] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lmao
[20:00:39] [G] [85:Budaa]: WOW NERD LOLOLOLOL
[20:00:44] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: LMAO
[20:00:48] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: dress them up like orcs and guard your house then yes
[20:00:50] [G] [85:Alltaire]: How does that make me a nerd?
[20:00:53] [G] [85:Budaa]: NERD
[20:00:56] [G] [85:Budaa]: MAD NERD
[20:00:57] [G] [85:Alltaire]: HOW?!
[20:00:59] [G] [85:Budaa]: UMADBRO
[20:01:02] [G] [85:Budaa]: LOLOLOL MAD
[20:01:03] [G] [85:Budaa]: MAD
[20:01:03] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: she was an orc fedish
[20:01:17] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I'm not mad
[20:01:18] [G] [85:Årtificial]: like engrish?
[20:01:27] [G] [85:Budaa]: WOAH CHILLAX THERE BRO
[20:01:27] [G] [85:Alltaire]: horde like, a group.. you know.
[20:01:35] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Like the word was originally intended
[20:01:41] [G] [85:Budaa]: sir calm down
[20:01:41] [G] [85:Alltaire]: only, for some reason I was thinking cluster
[20:01:42] [G] [85:Årtificial]: alltaire.
[20:01:47] [G] [85:Alltaire]: instead of possessing an item
[20:01:50] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I corrected myself
[20:01:52] [G] [85:Budaa]: mr. please stop yelling
[20:01:52] [G] [85:Årtificial]: you geeked up that sentence. end of story.
[20:01:57] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I did not.
[20:02:01] [G] [85:Årtificial]: admit it.
[20:02:03] [G] [85:Budaa]: stop YELLING
[20:02:08] [G] [85:Årtificial]: LOUD NOISES.
[20:02:21] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: mommy..daddy stop fighting!
[20:02:21] [G] [85:Budaa]: dont use those racial slurs on me
[20:02:31] [G] [85:Alltaire]: horde - a large group, multitude, number, etc.; a mass or crowd: a horde of tourists.
[20:02:33] [G] [85:Budaa]: ...i knew u would bring that up
[20:02:44] [G] [85:Alltaire]: a moving pack or swarm of animals: A horde of mosquitoes invaded the camp.
[20:02:55] [G] [85:Budaa]: it was only one time and i was drunk, she was in a coma for one week big deal
[20:03:01] [G] [85:Årtificial]: the homeless don't count as lifeforms.
[20:03:05] [G] [85:Diligo]: I think you should both hoard and horde homeless.
[20:03:13] [G] [85:Budaa]: ZUG ZUG NERD UMAD
[20:03:15] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: a horde of homeless guys invaded alltaire-am i using it correctly?
[20:03:26] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I'm going to herd my horde into my house, and hoard them for life.
[20:03:31] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i dont think you can find hordes of homeless that easy they'll hide
[20:03:39] [G] [85:Budaa]: homeless people got into alltaires pussy collection
[20:03:41] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Look for a tent city?
[20:03:47] [G] [85:Alltaire]: They're everywhere, Chris
[20:03:55] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i dont believe it!
[20:04:00] [G] [85:Årtificial]: thats not true chris, the tend to gather in places like sewers and caves.
[20:04:00] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i've looked
[20:04:03] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You should try visitng a city sometime :P
[20:04:14] [G] [85:Aelendis]: he never leaves the house
[20:04:17] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i wanna catch one
[20:04:24] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: They tend to gather in chris' bed to
[20:04:29] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: :P
[20:04:30] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i guess thats different from catching penises huh chris?
[20:04:35] [G] [85:Budaa]: bed bugs
[20:04:39] [G] [85:Diligo]: No, that is just Nilani.
[20:04:53] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i wanna catch a homeless and teach it to do things
[20:04:54] [G] [85:Årtificial]: thanks for the assist lol
[20:05:25] [G] [85:Budaa]: u cant teach homeless people to pleasure u sexually Chris
[20:05:32] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Go to New York, you still might be able to find the homeless that were let out of that insane aslyum when it was shut down. :P
[20:05:33] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: guild chat always turns intresting at 11
[20:05:36] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: no no your thinking wrong
[20:05:44] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i wanna teach it small things that will please me
[20:05:47] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: like pout on command
[20:05:51] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: and cook
[20:05:53] [G] [85:Årtificial]: ...
[20:05:56] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: or better yet
[20:05:57] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: ......
[20:05:59] [G] [85:Budaa]: i lives 20 milessss from that rat infested shithole called New York City
[20:05:59] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: pout while cooking
[20:06:06] [G] [85:Årtificial]: thats bullshit, chris wants them to plow him like a field
[20:06:12] [G] [85:Huggeybaer]: chicago is a far nicer city
[20:06:27] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lol
[20:06:34] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Gankin, your house probably has as many rats as all of NYC, you dirty fucking mexican.
[20:06:36] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: toronto :D
[20:06:42] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: no no i wanna find a crazy one that bites walls and loves sponges
[20:06:43] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Or your cardboard box
[20:06:47] [G] [85:Alltaire]: or your house of mud
[20:06:49] [G] [85:Budaa]: woah thats my college sweetheart
[20:06:53] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I don't know what mexicans live in now
[20:07:04] [G] [85:Skotadi]: im mexican..
[20:07:07] [G] [85:Huggeybaer]: who wants to do heroic tier 11 / tier 12??!?!?!??!!?!?!??!?!?!
[20:07:12] [G] [85:Budaa]: thats racist dog
[20:07:17] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Do you live in a mud hut?
[20:07:18] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: FUCK HUGGEY ITS NOT HAPPENING
[20:07:21] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Cal does.
[20:07:23] [G] [85:Huggeybaer]: :(
[20:07:25] [G] [85:Budaa]: u need to calm down with the mexican slurs mr
[20:07:33] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Something about dead landlord's body in his house, too
[20:07:35] [G] [85:Skotadi]: i live in cali in a house, im not a dog.
[20:07:40] [G] [85:Aelendis]: LOL
[20:08:03] [G] [85:Budaa]: alltaire, bro, calm it down plox
[20:08:09] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: whose of the mexicano decent?
[20:08:17] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: im part spanish
[20:08:21] [G] [85:Skotadi]: im full mexican.
[20:08:22] [G] [85:Budaa]: faggot
[20:08:24] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: thats not mexican
[20:08:31] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: spanish is just a dirty white person sir
[20:08:40] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Oh god..the plumber yesterday said that he didn't understand why people keep dogs as pets..because where he's from..they eat dogs.
[20:08:46] [G] [85:Alltaire]: and you cannot imagine my reaction
[20:08:49] [G] [85:Årtificial]: ...
[20:08:52] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: was he asian?
[20:08:54] [G] [85:Alltaire]: No
[20:08:59] [G] [85:Budaa]: reiyuki?
[20:09:01] [G] [85:Årtificial]: you racist bastard
[20:09:04] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: was he south african?
[20:09:06] [G] [85:Alltaire]: He said dogs are food..and kept trying to push my dog away
[20:09:19] [G] [85:Alltaire]: My dog was like "I like you.." and he was like "GET IN THE FUCKING OVEN, DOG"
[20:09:20] [G] [85:Playà]: better than pulling it close
[20:09:34] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: It would have been funny if he asked you for a snakc and eyed the dog
[20:09:39] [G] [85:Huggeybaer]: puppies are so cute!
[20:09:57] [G] [85:Alltaire]: He said his kids want a dog..but he doesn't like animals like that.
[20:09:58] [G] [85:Skotadi]: i beat puppies on the weekends.
[20:10:05] [G] [85:Alltaire]: He also threw my cat outside
[20:10:07] [G] [85:Alltaire]: at random
[20:10:11] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: wtf
[20:10:24] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: hmm eats dogs and abuses pussies..
[20:10:24] [G] [85:Diligo]: He wanted to catch dinner in the wild.
[20:10:26] [G] [85:Alltaire]: "Do your cats go outside?" "No. They do not." and he booted my cat out the door when he was trying to move outside
[20:10:29] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: hes a bad ass eh?
[20:10:46] [G] [85:Budaa]: did u have sex with him?
[20:10:53] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i think she did
[20:11:05] [G] [85:Årtificial]: she's just disguising it as a plumbing experience
[20:11:12] [G] [85:Budaa]: she was so turned on by his manliness
[20:11:15] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lol i like what you did there sir
[20:11:18] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: She did want her piped cleaned.....
[20:11:19] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I don't do plumbers. I have standards.
[20:11:32] [G] [85:Årtificial]: milk men?
[20:11:35] [G] [85:Diligo]: Do tell.
[20:11:35] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: ^they buy dinner first
[20:11:35] [G] [85:Budaa]: lol....standards right honey
[20:11:36] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: only pool guys ?
[20:11:41] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Who the fuck has milk men anymore?
[20:11:52] [G] [85:Årtificial]: idk.
[20:11:53] [G] [85:Aelendis]: Artificial apparently..
[20:11:56] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i buy my shit from publix.
[20:12:00] [G] [85:Budaa]: ill give u some milk
[20:12:07] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: wait do the milk men bring chocalte milk if you ask?
[20:12:16] [G] [85:Budaa]: ^fat
[20:12:20] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: wtb yoo hoo delievery
[20:12:23] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Chris..you're retarded
[20:12:37] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: woah now what i cant be inquistive?
[20:12:41] [G] [85:Årtificial]: jesus kid, you need a treadmill delivery.
[20:12:48] [G] [85:Budaa]: SHAZAM
[20:12:49] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: that was a legitimate question ma'am
[20:13:00] [G] [85:Budaa]: bro he had a real question
[20:13:01] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: i googled milk men and some disturbing pic came up
[20:13:03] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Yes, they do. They also deliver cake and cookies.
[20:13:12] [G] [85:Alltaire]: It's how Meyle stays at 500lbs.
[20:13:12] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: w t f
[20:13:17] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: where did these guys go?
[20:13:18] [G] [85:Årtificial]: is because the interwebs are gay sanstuss
[20:13:22] [G] [85:Årtificial]: and they want you
[20:13:31] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: fuckin wal mart runnin them outta business
[20:13:50] [G] [85:Budaa]: you should have been aborted
[20:13:54] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i bet you get into those little scooters to take your fat ass around walmart chris.
[20:14:02] [G] [85:Alltaire]: oh my god
[20:14:04] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Nah most of the milk in north america comes from meylr
[20:14:09] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: meyle*
[20:14:09] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lol actually me and my friends got one to do a burnout once
[20:14:12] [G] [85:Alltaire]: He's too fucking fat for those, arti
[20:14:12] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: fuckin epic
[20:14:16] [G] [85:Aelendis]: LOL
[20:14:16] [G] [85:Alltaire]: try to be sensitive here
[20:14:26] [G] [85:Årtificial]: its because it was tryin so fuckin hard to carry your fat ass
[20:14:32] [G] [85:Årtificial]: that it couldnt go anywhere so it did a burnout
[20:14:34] [G] [85:Årtificial]: instead
[20:14:40] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: sir that makes no sense it wouldnt spin if that was the case
[20:14:47] [G] [85:Budaa]: he rides a fork-lift around wal-mart ROFL
[20:14:49] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: your logic is not sound sir
[20:14:58] [G] [85:Årtificial]: your face is not sound
[20:14:59] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: LOL
[20:15:20] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: dont make me smite you
[20:15:22] [G] [85:Årtificial]: my logic is infallible
[20:15:28] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: nonsense
[20:15:30] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: ur not a priest
[20:15:35] [G] [85:Diligo]: Your logic is devoid of logic.
[20:15:39] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: learn ur class -_-
[20:15:39] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: I have the powaaa!
[20:15:45] [G] [85:Årtificial]: he does touch little boys so he must be
[20:15:47] [G] [85:Årtificial]: see ^
[20:15:50] [G] [85:Årtificial]: point made
[20:15:53] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: LOL
[20:15:55] [G] [85:Budaa]: Meyle drinks breast milk from his own moobs to keep hydrated
[20:16:03] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: oh god
[20:16:11] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: thats an image i didnt need
[20:16:11] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lol
[20:16:17] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i wonder if he can use a keg tap for those man tittays
[20:16:22] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: that stuff must be butter milk
[20:16:31] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: sour skim i bet
[20:16:33] [G] [85:Budaa]: he sometimes bring chocolate sause to mix in with it
[20:16:41] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: comes out thick like cottage cheese
[20:16:46] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: not 2% fat 101%
[20:16:47] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i like mine with hot SAUSE.
[20:17:04] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: L O L
[20:17:05] [G] [79:Lirenna]: I think I threw up at little at that, Chris.
[20:17:11] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lmao
[20:17:20] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i know how to bring the images out
[20:17:22] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: hot koooolaid
[20:17:26] [G] [85:Årtificial]: chris has experience with thick white substances
[20:17:28] [G] [85:Årtificial]: what can you say
[20:17:40] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: yea when i wipe it off your face from where i miss your mouth
[20:17:42] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: sorry
[20:17:44] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: about
[20:17:45] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: that
[20:17:46] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: ;)
[20:17:50] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: ,...........
[20:18:01] [G] [85:Budaa]: when Meyle has to take a bath, they put him out in the front yard and spray him with a hose
[20:18:01] [G] [85:Årtificial]: awww thats cute
[20:18:04] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: chris........gtfo
[20:18:08] [G] [85:Årtificial]: someone give him a gold star
[20:18:08] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: woah now
[20:18:11] [G] [85:Årtificial]: and a helmet
[20:18:21] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: dont get up'idy in hurr sanstuss
[20:18:25] [G] [85:Årtificial]: so he doesn't hurt himself getting off the short bus
[20:18:27] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i'll take your glavies away
[20:18:32] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: i have no idea what you said
[20:18:54] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: ya know about those short buses
[20:19:05] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i wish we coulda rode those back in school instead
[20:19:22] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: they had tinted windows and a lift with wheel chairs
[20:19:25] [G] [85:Årtificial]: im pretty sure you were just too retarded to realize it was... in fact a short bus and not a normal one
[20:19:28] [G] [85:Budaa]: well there wasnt any room for u
[20:19:35] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: they implemented the lifts for meyle
[20:19:36] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: and they picked you up at your house not a stop
[20:20:03] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: no sir i rode the short bus 1 time as a punishment back in 9th grade for skipping school
[20:20:08] [G] [85:Budaa]: Meyle got a ride to school on the back of a pickup truck
[20:20:15] [G] [85:Årtificial]: that explains a lot chris
[20:20:16] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lmao
[20:20:17] [G] [85:Årtificial]: it really does.
[20:20:35] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: dont hate me because i was a bad boy and you were the front seat rider sir
[20:20:44] [G] [85:Budaa]: u were black?
[20:20:51] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: buckled up with apples for the..
[20:20:52] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i am black
[20:20:58] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: awww budaa went there
[20:20:59] [G] [85:Budaa]: me too bro
[20:21:04] [G] [85:Årtificial]: black powa
[20:21:10] [G] [85:Budaa]: POWA
[20:21:15] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lol
[20:21:37] [G] [85:Årtificial]: roll the jungle music
[20:21:42] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: how did we arive form hunting homeless ppl to riding the short bus O_o
[20:21:50] [G] [85:Årtificial]: because chris was involved.
[20:21:57] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Because you and Arti won't shut the fuck up.
[20:22:00] [G] [85:Budaa]: that reminds me of my favorite weekend activity
[20:22:07] [G] [85:Årtificial]: would you like a hug alltaire?
[20:22:13] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: or a cookie?
[20:22:20] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Hug my asshole with your mouth, please.
[20:22:22] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i like to keep shit mixed up and fun
[20:22:25] [G] [85:Årtificial]: mmm... okay?
[20:22:27] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: its too big
[20:22:29] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: woah woah
[20:22:33] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: pg in here miss altaire
[20:22:35] [G] [85:Alltaire]: That was my a s s h o l e, btw.
[20:22:39] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Hemmroids.
[20:22:41] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Be careful.
[20:22:42] [G] [85:Budaa]: I like to go the the city with a crossbow and hunt live male prostitutes and shit on their bloody corpses and scream out "MOMMMY LIKEY"
[20:22:45] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: keep that XXX on the dl
[20:22:46] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: here we go
[20:22:49] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I don't want to bleed out into my anus again.
[20:23:03] [G] [85:Årtificial]: what is up with you and assholes
[20:23:14] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: she loves them
[20:23:29] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I love blood.
[20:23:31] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: She loves giving anal
[20:23:31] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Like. Love it.
[20:23:32] [G] [85:Årtificial]: .... poohole infatuation much?
[20:23:42] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: ok easy there edward
[20:23:49] [G] [85:Budaa]: anyone else like Alasken Pipelines?
[20:23:52] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Did I ever tell you guys the story about how I had my period for 5 weeks straight?
[20:23:53] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: so your a mistress eh jen?
[20:24:02] [G] [85:Budaa]: TELL US
[20:24:12] [G] [85:Budaa]: IM SO FUCKING HORNEY
[20:24:13] [G] [85:Diligo]: You just did.
[20:24:15] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: that wasnt a period that was your va jay jay dieing :(
[20:24:18] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I started using it as war paint. I would strip, spread it all over my body, and run through the streets naked.
[20:24:23] [G] [85:Årtificial]: this is why i don't trust anything that bleeds for five weeks and doesnt die.
[20:24:32] [G] [85:Budaa]: i just came
[20:24:43] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: i had a bloody e jaculation
[20:25:03] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: she sounds like a female mel gibson
[20:25:11] [G] [85:Alltaire]: After the 4th day, though, I just started eating it. I was worried about blood loss. I did the same when my hemmroids burst. I was scared I was going to be anemic.
[20:25:31] [G] [85:Årtificial]: someone get her a maxi pad
[20:25:37] [G] [85:Alltaire]: And then I got blood poisoning.
[20:25:39] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: no no let her feed
[20:25:39] [G] [85:Alltaire]: And then I died.
[20:25:49] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: screw the maxi pad get her a mattress or something
[20:25:51] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: and now she sparkles like the twilight fags
[20:25:51] [G] [85:Årtificial]: did you shaman self rez?
[20:26:09] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I pulled a Jesus, and just decided I didn't want to be dead anymore.
[20:26:15] [G] [85:Årtificial]: no shit.
[20:26:15] [G] [85:Alltaire]: ..never got rid of the maggots, though.
[20:26:32] [G] [85:Budaa]: Sometimes i lie awake at night, naked covered in the blood of a innocent child, with a Vietnamese stripper hog tied in the corner with a live elephant shitting on my pet Hamster, and i ask myself, what went wrong in my life?
[20:26:50] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: you took an arrow to the knee
[20:26:53] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i think the proper answer is "everything"
[20:27:14] [G] [85:Årtificial]: because it should be a vietnamese child and an innocent hog
[20:27:18] [G] [79:Lirenna]: +1 to Sanstuss.
[20:27:26] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: /bump
[20:27:38] [G] [85:Årtificial]: bad meme is bad.
[20:27:48] [G] [85:Diligo]: What went wrong is that you accidentally.
[20:28:10] [G] [85:Budaa]: i can fit 12 pinecones in my ass
[20:28:16] [G] [85:Budaa]: fact
[20:28:25] [G] [85:Årtificial]: against the grain?
[20:28:29] [G] [85:Alltaire]: It's because you take too much dick up the ass.
[20:28:31] [G] [85:Budaa]: yes sir
[20:28:36] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: lube?
[20:28:40] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: no time
[20:28:43] [G] [85:Budaa]: dry my friend
[20:28:47] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: yikes
[20:28:48] [G] [85:Årtificial]: if you count sperm as lube.. then yes
[20:28:58] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Blood makes a good lube.
[20:29:07] [G] [85:Budaa]: ^
[20:29:07] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: lol
[20:29:41] [G] [85:Årtificial]: okay. 30 minutes of fucking with chris... begin now.
[20:29:55] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: oh btw welcome to the guild spinkatiff lmao
[20:29:55] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Woah there, faggot.
[20:29:58] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Take it to a whisper.
[20:30:01] [G] [85:Alltaire]: No more gay here
[20:30:11] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: they cant help it jen
[20:30:12] [G] [85:Budaa]: fact
[20:30:12] [G] [85:Diligo]: If you want to join Nilani in that action go for it.
[20:30:12] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: they love me
[20:30:14] [G] [85:Årtificial]: its okay, we'll keep it quiet.
[20:30:17] [G] [85:Budaa]: i eat my poop
[20:30:18] [G] [85:Diligo]: But we do not need to hear about it.
[20:30:30] [G] [85:Diligo]: At least not until Chris let's the whole world know his shame some more.
[20:30:42] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Did you hear about that guy who died from eating crack out of his brother's ass?
[20:30:45] [G] [85:Diligo]: Because he seems to enjoy doing that in full detail.
[20:30:51] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: da fuck?
[20:30:51] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Did anyone else laugh hysterically?
[20:30:59] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: I never understood the nilani thing :S
[20:31:00] [G] [85:Alltaire]: omfg, look it up
[20:31:02] [G] [85:Budaa]: You know what tastes really good? Used Tampons that i find in dumpsters.
[20:31:03] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: what happened?
[20:31:32] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: the nilani thing is old news from 2 years ago that tighti wont give up for some weird reason
[20:31:41] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Chris met a fat chick and no more desperate than he normally is. :P
[20:31:50] [G] [85:Diligo]: Chris, you fucking talk about it yourself on vent in horrific detail.
[20:31:52] [G] [85:Alltaire]: = Nalani sex
[20:31:53] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: woah now
[20:31:57] [G] [85:Diligo]: And believe me, we have no interest to hear it.
[20:32:08] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: she was medium for one and second i was tricked by the damn picture angles
[20:32:17] [G] [85:Årtificial]: picture two wild snorlaxes going at it.
[20:32:23] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Ahhhh so that's why when we burn him and he saws it was a low blow, then we saw no that was nalani
[20:32:25] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You said..the stomach stuck out more than the boobs
[20:31:57] [G] [85:Diligo]: And believe me, we have no interest to hear it.
[20:32:08] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: she was medium for one and second i was tricked by the damn picture angles
[20:32:17] [G] [85:Årtificial]: picture two wild snorlaxes going at it.
[20:32:23] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Ahhhh so that's why when we burn him and he saws it was a low blow, then we saw no that was nalani
[20:32:25] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You said..the stomach stuck out more than the boobs
[20:32:26] [G] [85:Budaa]: lol
[20:32:46] [G] [85:Budaa]: was this woman Meg Griffin?
[20:33:06] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: it was chris budaa
[20:33:09] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lol
[20:33:12] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: chris griffen
[20:33:16] [G] [85:Budaa]: lol
[20:33:20] [G] [85:Årtificial]: chris, did you do this willingly?
[20:33:28] [G] [85:Årtificial]: or did you take one for the team
[20:33:31] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: it was a trap
[20:33:37] [G] [85:Budaa]: just look it up on Youtube, its all there
[20:33:41] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: seriously
[20:33:43] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: trap
[20:33:47] [G] [85:Årtificial]: so, you just got cornered and had nowhere to run?
[20:33:48] [G] [85:Diligo]: No Arti, the girl spread her legs and forced him to put his penis there.
[20:33:49] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: thats all i can say
[20:33:55] [G] [85:Huggeybaer]: I knew meg is supposed to be this horribly ugly undesirable girl
[20:33:57] [G] [85:Budaa]: he got overpowered
[20:34:11] [G] [85:Huggeybaer]: but she's voiced by mila kunis.. i can't help but have a crush on meg.
[20:34:23] [G] [85:Budaa]: she is so fucking hot
[20:34:23] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: true that huggey
[20:34:32] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: so do u make love to her wiht ur eyes closes huggey??
[20:34:35] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: mila = haaarrrrddd
[20:34:42] [G] [85:Huggeybaer]: brown bag
[20:34:44] [G] [85:Årtificial]: eh
[20:35:54] [G] [85:Budaa]: Hey Chris, how did she get ur cock through all those belly rolls that descend over her pussy
[20:36:17] [G] [85:Aelendis]: he slapped the thigh and rode the wave in.
[20:36:19] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lol i find it funny all the fat jokes and you havent seen her
[20:36:23] [G] [85:Årtificial]: im pretty sure he employed the rule of the FFF strategy
[20:36:28] [G] [85:Budaa]: oh i saw her
[20:36:30] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i actually bet alot of you would go for her is the sad thing haha
[20:36:37] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Probably not, he just held to rolls togather and pumped into that
[20:36:52] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Chris
[20:36:55] [G] [85:Budaa]: I shove pinecones and live animals in my ass and i wouldnt go for her
[20:36:57] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: Jen
[20:37:00] [G] [85:Alltaire]: just remember most of them are virgins
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