Self Awareness

[21:27:20] [G] [100:Alltaire]: Oh god
[21:27:28] [G] [100:Alltaire]: my dragon kite has become self aware
[21:27:36] [G] [100:Aelendis]: dont let it see you
[21:27:36] [G] [100:Alltaire]: and this is how I die
[21:27:41] [G] [100:Alltaire]: IT'S RIGHT BEHIND ME
[21:27:44] [G] [100:Alltaire]: I'M TOO SCARED TO ME
[21:27:45] [G] [100:Alltaire]: MOVE
[21:27:46] [G] [100:Aelendis]: DONT MOVE
[21:27:54] [G] [100:Aelendis]: its vision is based on movement
[21:27:56] [G] [100:Aelendis]: hold very still
[21:28:09] [G] [100:Alltaire]: Am..am I going to die?
[21:28:17] [G] [100:Aelendis]: yes
[21:29:31] [G] [100:Aelendis]: i need you to shout out everything you see. scale color, markings, anything that can be used to identify it.
[21:29:38] [G] [100:Aelendis]: you will be avenged.
[21:30:20] [G] [Rikoloco]: that was uncalled for
[21:30:50] [G] [100:Alltaire]: OH GOD
[21:30:53] [G] [100:Alltaire]: PURPLE SCALES
[21:30:56] [G] [100:Alltaire]: BLACK HORNS
[21:31:04] [G] [100:Alltaire]: TATTOO ON RIGHT SHOULDER THAT SAYS "I LOVE ANAL"
[21:31:07] [G] [100:Aelendis]: LOL
[21:33:01] [G] [100:Aelendis]: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.
[21:33:10] [G] [100:Aelendis]: Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for monsters like you.
[21:33:30] [G] [100:Aelendis]: If you let my friend go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
[21:34:13] [G] [Ethisivy]: Girls only wanna go out with guys that have skills
[21:34:23] [G] [100:Aelendis]: true story
[21:34:23] [G] [Ethisivy]: right movie?
[21:34:39] [G] [100:Aelendis]: close enough.
[21:34:41] [G] [100:Aelendis]: lol
[21:34:51] [G] [Ethisivy]: Napoleon Dynamite right?
[21:35:52] [G] [100:Aelendis]: not quite. Star wars, Gandalf says it.
[21:36:02] [G] [Ethisivy]: Right righrt
[21:36:11] [G] [Ethisivy]: Shit i knew tha