[20:27:54] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I WANT TO JOIN YOUR GUILD. But I no has room. LET ME IN ANYWAY. for what? BECAUSE I WANT A GUILD. /ignore
[20:28:14] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I didn't get to share that before I logged
[20:28:14] [G] [85:Bootifull]: he sounds like a winner take him :(
[20:28:15] [G] [85:Praesentia]: May I join your guild?
[20:28:30] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Well, yes becasue you asked nicely.
[20:28:54] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: I WANT TO PLOUGH YOUR FIELD.
[20:29:01] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Well you can't.
[20:29:06] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: WHY.
[20:29:18] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Because your plow isn't large enough for my field.
[20:29:23] [G] [85:Damareth]: Well, to begin with plough is not a word...
[20:29:25] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: ILL HIRE MEXICAN WORKERS
[20:29:29] [G] [85:Alltaire]: It would take too long, and leave me unsatisfied.
[20:29:36] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I don't want Mexicans in my field.
[20:29:43] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: BLACK PEOPLE.
[20:29:44] [G] [85:Cël]: They'll piss in it
[20:29:55] [G] [85:Alltaire]: My mother would be upset to find out my field has black people.
[20:30:01] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: FUCK YOUR MOTHER.
[20:30:12] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You should. She needs it.
[20:30:17] [G] [85:Alltaire]: But be gentle. Bad knees.
[20:30:24] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: CAN I SEX YOU
[20:30:58] [G] [85:Alltaire]: A doctor already sexed me. He found out I am a female.
[20:31:31] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: I AM A MALE AND I HAVE A PENIS AND MY PENIS NEEDS A HOME AND A VAGINA IS A GOOD HOME AND I WOULD LIKE TO INSERT MY PENIS INTO YOUR VAGINA BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD
[20:31:32] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: AND STUFF
[20:31:58] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You know what? I bet Bootifull's vagina is MUCH more comfortable.
[20:32:08] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Mine has glass, razors and teeth in it.
[20:32:13] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: ME GUSTA.
[20:32:14] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: MAS.
[20:32:43] [G] [85:Damareth]: Would you go so far as to say that your vagina looks like an Old God?
[20:32:57] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: actually, it IS an old god
[20:33:06] [G] [85:Praesentia]: Current, Dragn. Current.
[20:33:12] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: it will bend your mind into a lifetime of insane sexual servitude
[20:33:15] [G] [85:Cël]: My tooth hurts
[20:33:15] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: which i am totally fine with
[20:33:32] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Only if my vagina finds you worthy.
[20:33:45] [G] [85:Praesentia]: It would.
[20:33:50] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Otherwise, your friends will betray you and end up slaves to my vagina, and you're left out.
[20:34:05] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: ill take it by force
[20:34:23] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: im a paladin and i will "purge" it
[20:34:47] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Paladins cannot purge.
[20:35:10] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: they purge heretics
[20:35:19] [G] [85:Aelendis]: besides, you're a priest, dont you like little boys?
[20:35:30] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: i dont descriminate.
[20:35:34] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You mind control.
[20:35:40] [G] [85:Praesentia]: Of course he does. But that has nothing to do with being a priest.
[20:35:50] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: You'll NEED my [Pain Suppression]
[20:36:00] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: I'll unleash my [Inner Fire] inside you.
[20:36:18] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: Be careful though, theres a 60% chance youll get [Mana Burn].
[20:36:34] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: [Mass Dispel] is also nice at parties.
[20:36:55] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: Ya dig?
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