[18:48:53] [G] [85:Hunteria]: so i was at the pool swimming laps yesterday, and this pudgy chick watching me swim, she jumps in next to me, and swims to the other end where i'm catching my breath
[18:49:30] [G] [85:Hunteria]: i wear these gloves that are webbed to build up my shoulders, so she's like "i like your gloves" and smiles at me. and she stands up
[18:49:44] [G] [85:Hunteria]: her boob popped half way out of her bikini and she didnt notice or didnt care.
[18:50:34] [G] [85:Hunteria]: you know those nipples that are like entirely too big for a boob, so it looks disgusting. this thing if i had to guess how big her nipple was, was like 4" on a c cup.
[18:53:26] [G] [85:Alltaire]: This is non-relevant to my interests.
[18:53:31] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Pancake nipples.
[18:54:52] [G] [85:Aelendis]: this is going places.
[18:55:52] [G] [85:Hunteria]: mmm pancakes
[18:57:18] [G] [85:Hunteria]: see, whats worse? the pudgy girl in a bikini? or that she had freakish nipples? i'm a total perv, always trying to see a girls tits... but that even turned me off
[18:58:01] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Well
[18:58:07] [G] [85:Alltaire]: she was turned on by your frog hands
[18:58:11] [G] [85:Aelendis]: ^
[18:58:14] [G] [85:Aelendis]: lol
[18:58:14] [G] [85:Alltaire]: that's kinda weird enough to turn me off in the first place
[18:58:53] [G] [85:Hunteria]: she wasnt turned on by my frog hands, she was turned on by my horse cock
[18:59:10] [G] [37:Tevice]: O.o;
[18:59:28] [G] [85:Diligo]: That must have been a fun surgery.
[18:59:36] [G] [85:Nanakö]: gay
[18:59:41] [G] [37:Tevice]: thats what i was thinking
[18:59:44] [G] [85:Alltaire]: So she's into beastiality.
[18:59:49] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Furries are not sexy, Tighti.
[19:00:16] [G] [37:Tevice]: ^
[19:00:42] [G] [85:Hunteria]: i didnt mean to make you jealous!
[19:01:37] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I saw a video where a girl took on a horse cock. It didn't end well. Your horse penis frightens me, Tighti.
[19:01:58] [G] [85:Hunteria]: did i say horse? i meant horse fly
[19:02:41] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I'm sure.
[19:02:58] [G] [85:Damareth]: Sounds much more plausible, but now I can muster only pity
[19:03:25] [G] [85:Hunteria]: hey! its okay to have a 2" penis, so long as you have a 200mph ass
[19:03:45] [G] [85:Alltaire]: How does having a fast donkey help your small penis?
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