Alltaire: Dragon Age 2.... again...

  Alltaire 5:28 am
    o shi
    Going to kill some mages

Aelendis 5:28 am
    D;
    you better! they're assholes anyhow. lol

 Alltaire 5:30 am
    hmm
    do I kill Anders…

Aelendis 5:30 am
    ugh... YES. you let one Cal live, and he'll just kill MORE people

Aelendis 5:31 am
    they should give you a MEDAL for taking him out.

 Alltaire 5:31 am
    just hand you fucking Viscount right then and there

Aelendis 5:31 am
    LOL

 Alltaire 5:31 am
    and be like "you done good, kid"

Aelendis 5:32 am
    hell yeah, he ONLY nukes a church, which happens to have the grand cleric.

 Alltaire 5:32 am
    lol

 Alltaire 5:32 am
    HE TOOK OUT THE POPE
    THE FUCKING POPE
    WHO DOES THAT?

Aelendis 5:32 am
    exactly!!

 Alltaire 5:34 am
    that's like..running at him when he's just cruising in his little pope mobile
    with his little pope hat

Aelendis 5:34 am
    LOL

 Alltaire 5:36 am
    OH GOD DAMNIT
    HE WAS MY ONLY HEALER
    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCK

Aelendis 5:36 am
    D:
    NOOOOOOOOOo

 Alltaire 5:36 am
    GOD DAMNIT, BETHANY. MAGIC YOUR CORPSE ONTO MY TEAM
    HEAL ME BITCH

Aelendis 5:36 am
    LOL

 Alltaire 5:37 am
    oh my god

Aelendis 5:38 am
    what, what?!?!

 Alltaire 5:38 am
    Carver is like "you're with the templars? is this a joke? SHE'S A FUCKING BITCH"

Aelendis 5:38 am
    lol

 Alltaire 5:38 am
    "YOU TOLD ME TO SIDE WITH HER THE ENTIRE FUCKING GAME! YOU HATE MAGES! DON'T YOU WAFFLE ON ME YOU STUPID CUNT"

Aelendis 5:38 am
    EXACTLY!
    a fag through and through.

 Alltaire 5:38 am
    FUCK
    GIVE ME BACK MY HEALER AND TAKE THIS USELESS CUNT INSTEAD

Aelendis 5:39 am
    lol

 Alltaire 5:40 am
    oh, yes!
    I used that script
    and I totally have anders on my team now

Aelendis 5:41 am
    lol

 Alltaire 5:41 am
    take THAT!

Aelendis 5:41 am
    CHEATSSS!!!!!!!

 Alltaire 5:41 am
    he's in the cinematics and shit

Aelendis 5:41 am
    hey, sometimes, you just have to bionic arm the game, right in the face.

 Alltaire 5:41 am
    and talking
    I SUMMONED A DEMON
    YEAH

Aelendis 5:41 am
    lol

 Alltaire 5:41 am
    TAKE THAT

Aelendis 5:42 am
    watch out! he's a nibbler!

 Alltaire 5:43 am
    fucking zombiesss :-(

Aelendis 5:43 am
    zombies?!?!
    you gotta shoot them in the head! PRESS B!!! PRESS B!!!

 Alltaire 5:43 am
    B DOES NOTHING

Aelendis 5:43 am
    :-(

 Alltaire 5:47 am
    Anders: "This is... worse than I thought it would be." Is it wrong that I lol'd?

Aelendis 5:47 am
    no, lol

 Alltaire 5:47 am
    I can't believe you just stab him in the back

Aelendis 5:47 am
    I mean, he only set off a nuke...

 Alltaire 5:47 am
    I would have slit his throat

Aelendis 5:47 am
    LOL, i know right?
    too good for him

 Alltaire 6:00 am
    OMG
    FUCKING FREAKY
    SEBASTIAN AND ANDERS MERGE

Aelendis 6:00 am
     what?

 Alltaire 6:00 am
    THEIR ANIMATION
    AT THE END
    HURRRRSHGIUOHAE4RWITOHS

Aelendis 6:00 am
    !!!!
    lol

 Alltaire 6:00 am
    WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?!

Aelendis 6:00 am
    THE MISTAKE YOU MADE!

 Alltaire 6:01 am
    THE DEMON I HAVE UNLEASED

Aelendis 6:01 am
    This is what happens when you let a Cal live. they assimilate EVERYTHING!
    it's begun!

 Alltaire 6:01 am
    SWEET JESUS IT'S HIDEOUS