Guild Chat: Got dem Jokes

[22:51:19] [G] [87:Chrystin]: What are everyones plans for tonight?
[22:51:31] [G] [90:Konachan]: ive been in a gal shitstorm for past 30 mins
[22:51:43] [G] [87:Chrystin]: lol
[22:55:41] [G] [90:Bateron]: I tried to catch some fog in my hand. I mist.
[22:55:50] [G] [90:Bateron]: Pms jokes are not funny. Period.
[22:55:56] [G] [90:Bateron]: Broken pencils are pointless.
[22:56:07] [G] [90:Bateron]: When chemists die, they barium.
[22:56:48] [G] [90:Vaethiron]: hmmmm
[22:56:52] [G] [90:Bateron]: Ok this might geta  response
[22:56:57] [G] [90:Konachan]: wow that was bad
[22:56:59] [G] [90:Bateron]: How dos Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
[22:57:05] [G] [87:Chrystin]: lol
[22:58:34] [G] [90:Dollpartz]: LOL
[23:01:29] [G] [90:Bateron]: When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
[23:01:39] [G] [90:Konachan]: shesh
[23:01:49] [G] [90:Bateron]: Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
[23:02:02] [G] [90:Bateron]: I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
[23:02:23] [G] [90:Bateron]: Stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
[23:02:36] [G] [90:Bateron]: A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
[23:02:50] [G] [90:Bateron]: They told me I had Type A blood but it was a type O
[23:03:11] [G] [90:Bateron]: I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down
[23:03:39] [G] [90:Bateron]: The girl said she met me at a vegetarian club, but I've never met herbivore.
[23:03:49] [G] [87:Chrystin]: haha
[23:03:51] [G] [90:Bateron]: I'm gonna go hang myself for those absolutely horific jokes.
[23:03:53] [G] [87:Chrystin]: i like that one
[23:04:12] [G] [90:Bateron]: A soldier who survvied mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
[23:04:19] [G] [90:Bateron]: I laughed at that one harder than I should have
[23:04:34] [G] [90:Bateron]: How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
[23:05:24] [G] [87:Chrystin]: I have a fucked up joke that some guy told me at a party.
[23:06:00] [G] [90:Bateron]: Share
[23:06:12] [G] [87:Chrystin]: Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus
[23:06:13] [G] [87:Chrystin]: ?
[23:06:16] [G] [90:Bateron]: ?
[23:06:31] [G] [87:Chrystin]: Only takes once nail to hang up the painting
[23:06:35] [G] [90:Bateron]: LOL
[23:06:37] [G] [90:Konachan]: XD
[23:06:44] [G] [87:Chrystin]: ha
[23:06:57] [G] [90:Bateron]: more after this boss
[23:07:16] [G] [87:Chrystin]: I've got a few more, but sadly they are all offensive :P
[23:07:21] [G] [90:Bateron]: wisp em
[23:07:43] [G] [90:Konachan]: this chat is all about offensive XD
[23:07:53] [G] [87:Chrystin]: alright ill post them in here :p
[23:08:31] [G] [90:Bateron]: Why were the indians here first?
[23:08:35] [G] [90:Bateron]: They had reservations.
[23:08:43] [G] [87:Chrystin]: haha
[23:08:58] [G] [90:Bateron]: Class trip to the coca-cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz
[23:09:03] [G] [87:Chrystin]: what do you call a homosexual in a wheel chair?
[23:09:08] [G] [90:Bateron]: ?
[23:09:11] [G] [87:Chrystin]: Rolaids

[23:09:21] [G] [90:Bateron]: *dies of laughter*
[23:09:31] [G] [90:Bateron]: I did a theatrical performance about puns.
[23:09:34] [G] [90:Bateron]: It was a play on words.
[23:09:50] [G] [87:Chrystin]: Whats the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps?
[23:10:03] [G] [90:Bateron]: I knew a guy who was addicted to braker fluid. He said he could stop at any time
[23:10:14] [G] [87:Chrystin]: haha
[23:10:31] [G] [90:Bateron]: What does a clock do when it gets hungry?
[23:10:34] [G] [90:Bateron]: Goes back four seconds =D
[23:11:29] [G] [87:Chrystin]: I would tell a Casey Anthony joke, but my mom would kill me.
[23:11:39] [G] [90:Bateron]: LOL
[23:12:05] [G] [87:Chrystin]: A baby seal walked into a club....

[23:13:34] [G] [90:Bateron]: What do you call a dinosaur who knows a lot of words
[23:13:41] [G] [90:Bateron]: A thesaurus.
[23:13:42] [G] [87:Chrystin]: ?
[23:13:44] [G] [87:Chrystin]: haha
[23:13:57] [G] [90:Bateron]: Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
[23:14:01] [G] [83:Hayashibara]: i have one that is really bad
[23:14:06] [G] [87:Chrystin]: Please share
[23:14:21] [G] [90:Bateron]: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
[23:14:37] [G] [90:Bateron]: Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.