Practice Application

I had asked Artifical to send in an application to test the new website's function.

Basic Information - Name, Class, Raid Spec, Age, Gender, Time Zone.:
Bob. Bob. Bob. 97. Undecided. Moon time.
Is this character your main?:
Yes
Are you interested in our PvP division at all?:
Yes
If yes, please list your resilience.:
over 9000
What prior raiding experience do you have?:
i raid in my dreams
What other guilds have you been a part of? Why did you leave/want to leave?:
all of them
Why do you want to be a part of this guild?:
because i get to make fun of chris for being a derp and tighty for being a closet fag
Names of current guild members of Anhedonia you know, if any?:
sure
What do you have to offer the guild?:
reoccuring hilarity
What you expect from the guild?:
mass amounts of gold
Days and times typically available (please include time zone). Are you online often, or do you at least feel as though you’re capable of showing up to a majority of our raids?:
all day, every day
What add-on modules do you use? Are you willing to install all add-ons the guild deems necessary to ensure a smooth raiding experience?:
anti-derp
What is your current talent distribution? Are you willing to be “raid specced” for all raids that you wish to attend?:
99/99/99
Do you consider yourself a reasonable person, and as such, willing to take constructive criticism and helpful advice to help improve your performance in raids?:
I am very unreasonable and angry for no reason