Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Guild Chat: Sanstuss is retarded, and Artificial is not Asian

[22:12:57] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: I should have switched to unholy a LONG time ago :(
[22:13:15] [G] [85:Diligo]: If by long time ago you mean when 4.3 was released, sure.
[22:13:29] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: XD yes......that is long for me
[22:13:41] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: I actualy have to think now
[22:13:54] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Oh sweet Jesus
[22:13:56] [G] [85:Diligo]: Somebody get an ambulance on the line.
[22:13:58] [G] [85:Alltaire]: is that what that burning smell is?
[22:14:14] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i can hear that hamster turning the wheel from over here
[22:14:18] [G] [85:Årtificial]: he's working his &*! off
[22:14:32] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: the hamster just died :'(
[22:14:44] [G] [85:Årtificial]: lemiwinks?
[22:14:50] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Because your brain's on fire. What the @#$% else was he going to do?
[22:15:16] [G] [85:Årtificial]: yeah true that, he's too cheap to equip an ejection seat for his brain hamster
[22:15:27] [G] [85:Årtificial]: so he dieds in the fire
[22:15:43] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Develop super powers and have his own saturday morning japanease show
[22:16:06] [G] [85:Årtificial]: is that like japanese?
[22:16:17] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: I CANT SPELL
[22:16:17] [G] [85:Diligo]: Close but not exactly, Arti.
[22:16:18] [G] [85:Alltaire]: No, you silly ^&*!. It's Japanease.
[22:16:38] [G] [85:Årtificial]: hey @#$% you, i'm japanese, spell it correctly
[22:16:42] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: my engrish is bad
[22:16:51] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: anyone that can do the new mastery cut?
[22:16:52] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You are not Japanese.
[22:16:53] [G] [85:Alltaire]: don't lie.
[22:16:54] [G] [85:Shìvã]: i'm 12 what is this.
[22:16:58] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i promise i am
[22:17:00] [G] [85:Diligo]: for 500g I can Chris
[22:17:03] [G] [85:Alltaire]: PROVE IT
[22:17:22] [G] [85:Årtificial]: idk how to without coming to your house and ninja'ing you to death
[22:17:26] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: how can you prove it?
[22:17:55] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Pics or you're Mexican.
[22:17:57] [G] [85:Victims]: He's Ichigo!
[22:17:59] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Like Sanstuss.
[22:18:04] [G] [85:Alltaire]: And you don't want that.
[22:18:10] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: IM NOT MEXICAN -_-
[22:18:11] [G] [85:Vetani]: ouch
[22:18:16] [G] [85:Årtificial]: actually my dads irish and my mom is japanese
[22:18:21] [G] [85:Diligo]: Sure you are not Sanstuss.
[22:18:24] [G] [85:Victims]: ^ Ichigo
[22:18:29] [G] [85:Årtificial]: so chris is under the impression that i'm a red headed asian man
[22:18:36] [G] [85:Årtificial]: ... which must be rare as ^&*!
[22:18:42] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: u can't be as dark as me and be mexican....
[22:18:50] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: he is
[22:18:52] [G] [85:Diligo]: It is called warpaint.
[22:18:54] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I can solve this. Take a picture of your dick, and send it to Chris.
[22:19:01] [G] [85:Alltaire]: If it's smaller than his, you're Asian.
[22:19:06] [G] [85:Alltaire]: And I will believe you.
[22:19:08] [G] [85:Diligo]: Why would he need to do that again?
[22:19:10] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: gaay
[22:19:18] [G] [85:Victims]: If it's smaller then Chri's you're a smurf, not asian.
[22:19:19] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: she just wants @#$%^ pics goin around
[22:19:22] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: its a sham
[22:19:25] [G] [85:Victims]: *Chris's
[22:19:33] [G] [85:Årtificial]: lol @ the generalization that all asians have small &*!@#es
[22:19:35] [G] [85:Aelendis]: LOL
[22:19:38] [G] [85:Diligo]: Don't be hating on the smurfs like that.
[22:19:42] [G] [85:Alltaire]: If I wanted to see Chris's dick I would ask Nalani.
[22:19:49] [G] [85:Vetani]: ROFL
[22:19:53] [G] [85:Årtificial]: why does she have his dick in a box or something?
[22:19:53] [G] [85:Victims]: lol
[22:20:00] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: i dont know who that is
[22:20:05] [G] [85:Alltaire]: You think Chris kept his?
[22:20:13] [G] [85:Alltaire]: It rotted off thanks to the STDs.
[22:20:15] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: but keep it up ma'am i'll drive 3 hours north to prision pump you!!
[22:20:17] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: /rage
[22:20:24] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: IM NOT MEXICAN -_-
[22:20:32] [G] [85:Årtificial]: shut up and mow my lawn
[22:20:37] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: LOL
[22:20:42] [G] [85:Victims]: lawl
[22:20:48] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: no....mr.superman no here
[22:20:48] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: dont forget to trim the hedges
[22:20:54] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: lmao
[22:20:55] [G] [85:Årtificial]: my hedges need attending
[22:21:02] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Arti, you shut up and start a bar fight and then kill and eat a cat.
[22:21:11] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Or use a cat as a weapon to start a bar fight
[22:21:12] [G] [85:Chrisdaman]: O.o?
[22:21:12] [G] [85:Årtificial]: its a dog
[22:21:12] [G] [85:Alltaire]: and then eat it
[22:21:14] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: no......I stay...
[22:21:15] [G] [85:Årtificial]: durr
[22:21:15] [G] [85:Alltaire]: when you're done
[22:21:34] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: i thought you were from japan?
[22:22:00] [G] [85:Diligo]: he's part irish, there are some crossbreeding issues
[22:22:18] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Like chris and the monkeys?
[22:22:26] [G] [85:Årtificial]: koreans eat dogs
[22:22:42] [G] [85:Årtificial]: japanese people eat other crazy $%^&
[22:23:25] [G] [85:Årtificial]: the only crossbreeding issue i've found out about
[22:23:41] [G] [85:Årtificial]: is that i have a low alcohol tolerance
[22:23:50] [G] [85:Alltaire]: GET THE *!@# OUT NOW
[22:23:56] [G] [85:Alltaire]: YOU'RE NOT IRISH
[22:23:58] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I DISOWN YOU
[22:24:04] [G] [85:Årtificial]: i can't with my short stubby asian legs

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