19:58:36 [Alltaire]: I get medals for punching crates. Fuck yeah!
19:59:51 [Aelendis]: everyone knows crates and barrels are evil.
20:00:53 [Zondawind]: and devil punchs crates and barrels
20:01:05 [Alltaire]: BARREL
20:01:09 [Alltaire]: BAR-REL
20:01:14 [Alltaire]: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
20:01:18 [Aelendis]: LOL
20:01:21 [Budaa]: ALL TAIRE
20:01:23 [Aelendis]: thats exactly what i was thinking
20:01:24 [Alltaire]: SHUT THE FUCK UP, PAMELA
20:01:27 [Alltaire]: I KNOW WHAT IT IS
20:01:42 [Aelendis]: Flay was warning you every single time.
20:01:56 [Alltaire]: lol
20:02:04 [Aelendis]: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS A BARREL!
20:04:28 [Alltaire]: "So..you wanna have sex?" "uh... I'm kind of on a case..and you're a suspect. It's hardly appropriate" "IT WASN'T AN OFFER" "D:"
20:04:46 [Budaa]: now thats just rude
20:05:14 [Alltaire]: The people in this game are just creepy. Like..without trying.
20:05:29 [Budaa]: your a wierdo
20:05:42 [Alltaire]: I am. But I don't try to rape people
20:05:50 [Budaa]: you should start
20:05:51 [Alltaire]: Well..I do. But atleast they don't live to cry and bitch about it.
20:06:09 [Budaa]: earn respect through fear of rape
20:08:41 [Alltaire]: What "fear of rape"? They won't know they're going to get raped until it happens. And by then, it's too late to fear it.
20:08:49 [Alltaire]: And then after, they're dead. So the fear doesn't last
20:08:57 [Budaa]: might as well enjoy it at that point
20:09:19 [Kezía]: DM:HS
20:09:55 [Aelendis]: Tonight... YOU
20:10:12 [Budaa]: what an honor!
20:10:16 [Alltaire]: I don't premediate rape. Shit just happens.
20:11:02 [Budaa]: dont go to jail unless u want a [Black Kingsnake] in ur ass
20:11:16 [Alltaire]: lol
20:12:05 [Alltaire]: If he tries, I'll give him a [Fairegoer's Feast] when I shit in his mouth.
20:12:12 [Aelendis]: LOL
20:12:15 [Budaa]: hell ya!
20:12:55 [Alltaire]: Anal [For The Children]
20:14:13 [Budaa]: those hemoroids will [Hemorrhage] in his mouth and splash into his eyes for a full [Blind]
20:14:24 [Alltaire]: Oh sweet
20:14:41 [Alltaire]: He will have tasted my [Vengeance]
20:15:25 [Alltaire]: He'll never be able to [Cleanse] his mouth after I'm done with him
20:15:38 [Budaa]: thats [Rotten to the Core]
20:16:37 [Alltaire]: No, it's simply my [Holy Wrath]. I am on a mission from God. Armed with my asshole of [Divine Light] I will use my [Exorcism] abilities to rid the world of jail rapists
20:17:16 [Alltaire]: There's not enough [Damage Control] to save the world from my ass.
20:17:33 [Budaa]: that would be [A Poke in the Eye (10 player)] of all jail rapists
20:17:47 [Budaa]: but [You Don't Have an Eternity (25 player)] so hurry
20:17:51 [Aelendis]: better have [Nerves of Cold Steel]
20:18:13 [Budaa]: i will accepts the rapes [With Open Arms (25 player)]
20:18:32 [Alltaire]: I'll [Drown Your Sorrows] with my hemmroids.
20:18:52 [Alltaire]: I've been told my ass [Tastes Like Chicken]
20:19:01 [Alltaire]: You'll learn to love it, Gankin.
20:19:02 [Budaa]: ow those black guys [Lumberjacked (10 player)] my asshole
20:19:14 [Alltaire]: That's what you get for not [Going Down?]
20:19:19 [Budaa]: LOL
20:19:30 [Budaa]: well i am a [Shadowdodger (10 player)]
20:19:58 [Alltaire]: Not well enough, that's why you have a [The Burning Crusader]
20:20:06 [Budaa]: all this forceful rape is giving me [Upper Back Pain (25 player)]
20:20:17 [Aelendis]: [Good Grief]
20:20:27 [Alltaire]: [You'll Feel Right as Rain] if you just gave in. Stop resisting.
20:20:39 [Budaa]: [Oh Novos!]!
20:20:49 [Alltaire]: Yes, Gankin. The real question is, [One Hump or Two?]?
20:20:56 [Aelendis]: LOL
20:21:00 [Budaa]: doesnt matter [Make It Count]
20:21:20 [Alltaire]: Oh, you don't have to worry about that. [Time Flies When You're Having Fun]
20:21:29 [Budaa]: dont worry [I've Had Worse]
20:21:42 [Alltaire]: I'm going to be [Working Around the Clock] on your ass
20:21:48 [Budaa]: [Let's Get This Done]
20:22:03 [Alltaire]: I [Second That Emotion]
20:22:11 [Budaa]: [Not In My House] bitch
20:22:36 [Meszal]: lmao!
20:22:54 [Budaa]: alltaire i know u dont like it, but can i give u a [Back Door Job]
20:23:21 [Alltaire]: [I Pitied The Fool] who tries to get up in my backdoor.
20:23:34 [Budaa]: but its wide enough to be a [Four Car Garage]
20:23:35 [Alltaire]: You're going to [Flirt With Disaster] if you go that route, man.
20:23:48 [Alltaire]: GANKIN! IF YOU TRY IT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET [Shafted!]
20:23:51 [Alltaire]: I'M NOT JOKING
20:24:01 [Alltaire]: That's [Dangerous Love], man
20:24:05 [Budaa]: [Don't Get Cocky Kid]
20:24:12 [Budaa]: oh but i am
20:24:22 [Budaa]: giggity
20:25:17 [Alltaire]: Gankin, look. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I just want you to eat my [Rotten Hallow]
20:25:19 [Alltaire]: :(
20:26:15 [Budaa]: now thats [Kickin' It Up a Notch]
20:27:08 [Budaa]: guess ill whip out [Old Crafty] and dive into your [The Lurker Above]
20:27:40 [Aelendis]: [Aw, Isn't It Cute?]
20:27:47 [Alltaire]: lol
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