Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Guild Chat: What is this... I don't even! Take 2.

[21:23:50] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: HEY GUYS
[21:23:54] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: KROMAX DOESNT GET GANKED
[21:23:55] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: EVER
[21:23:58] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: EXCEPT WHEN HE DOES
[21:23:58] [G] [85:Cël:2]: sexy
[21:24:00] [G] [85:Aelendis:1]: he's pro
[21:24:07] [G] [85:Kromax]: LAST TIME I GROUP WITH YOU!!
[21:24:08] [G] [85:Alltaire:1]: WOAH
[21:24:09] [G] [85:Alltaire:1]: BITCH
[21:24:15] [G] [85:Aelendis:1]: so watch what you say, before you get killed.
[21:24:15] [G] [85:Alltaire:1]: YOU AIN'T TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY GUY
[21:24:21] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: its not shit
[21:24:22] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: its the truth
[21:24:24] [G] [85:Tydrodily:1]: lol
[21:24:38] [G] [60:Cavemen]: Serious questoin, who here washes their butthole?
[21:24:46] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: not me
[21:24:49] [G] [85:Tydrodily:1]: lmfao
[21:24:53] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: and mines hairy as fuck
[21:25:02] [G] [85:Alltaire:1]: I WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN FASTER THAN A WHITE CHICK WALKING THROUGH HARLEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
[21:25:03] [G] [85:Antiach]: got to if you expect any chicks to lick it for you
[21:25:03] [G] [85:Porphyria]: hahaha so gross
[21:25:03] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: i manually pick dingleberries out with my hands though
[21:25:13] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: but only when im bored
[21:25:22] [G] [85:Aelendis:1]: i'm sure you do...
[21:25:27] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: and having my ass licked is actually not a very appealing thought for me
[21:25:27] [G] [85:Porphyria]: haggard
[21:25:34] [G] [85:Antiach]: keep it clean if you want your salad tossed
[21:25:39] [G] [85:Porphyria]: diggleberries are haggard
[21:25:42] [G] [60:Cavemen]: I had shit fall on my toilet seat on accident, this is the last straw. I must cleanse my bum.
[21:25:52] [G] [85:Aelendis:1]: LOL
[21:26:26] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: oh, in the shower this morning, i felt a huge fart coming, so i strained, and i accidentally caused shit to explode all over the wall
[21:26:37] [G] [85:Porphyria]: i dont believe you
[21:26:49] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: doesnt matter
[21:26:52] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: you cant change the truth
[21:27:02] [G] [85:Omghydralisk:2]: yea you can
[21:27:03] [G] [85:Synycle]: wow that was gross even for wow
[21:27:08] [G] [85:Omghydralisk:2]: it's called lying
[21:27:12] [G] [85:Aelendis:1]: listen, unless you bent over, theres not way you didnt just shit all over yourself. i call bullshit
[21:27:15] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: >lying
[21:27:18] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: >truth
[21:27:21] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: pick one
[21:27:25] [G] [85:Omghydralisk:2]: i pick BS
[21:27:34] [G] [85:Cël:2]: when you strain really hard
[21:27:36] [G] [85:Porphyria]: well there is a way i am sure
[21:27:37] [G] [85:Cël:2]: you have to bend your knees
[21:27:38] [G] [85:Omghydralisk:2]: if you didnt try to do the hold it in dance then you WANTED the mess
[21:27:40] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: you dont need to be bent over to shit yourself
[21:27:42] [G] [85:Cël:2]: or it just wont work
[21:27:43] [G] [85:Porphyria]: but you must have had one hell of a buttbaby
[21:28:13] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: a lot?
[21:28:19] [G] [85:Kromax]: Oh and btw Darksurgeon I wouldve had that druid if there wouldnt have been a rogue helping him stun me :P
[21:28:20] [G] [85:Aelendis:1]: Cel knows. he's a professor at this stuff
[21:28:28] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: it was one of those accidental liquid shits
[21:28:35] [G] [85:Porphyria]: ughhhhhhhhhhhh
[21:28:36] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: if thats anything to go by
[21:28:43] [G] [85:Cël:2]: I honestly don't know.
[21:28:43] [G] [60:Cavemen]: Hate those shits that burn your asshole after.
[21:28:44] [G] [85:Cël:2]: Soo
[21:28:48] [G] [85:Porphyria]: womp womp wompppppp womp
[21:28:49] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: this is nothing compared to anhedonia at 3AM
[21:28:50] [G] [60:Cavemen]: Try to get back to wow and it hurts to sit
[21:29:01] [G] [85:Porphyria]: 3am?
[21:29:05] [G] [85:Cël:2]: get one of those hemroid cushions
[21:29:09] [G] [85:Porphyria]: hahaha
[21:29:11] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: when guild chat gets into full gear
[21:30:09] [G] [85:Aelendis:1]: so.... about those midgets.
[21:30:24] [G] [85:Darksurgeon]: oh, they're on backorder, we have to wait at least a week
[21:30:32] [G] [85:Porphyria]: awesome

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