Guild Chat: Warmitt and Acid

[00:13:16] [85:Warmitt] has come online.
[00:13:36] [G] [85:Warmitt]: howdy
[00:14:18] [G] [62:Dissida]: HEY
[00:14:23] [G] [62:Dissida]: it's warmitt :o
[00:14:34] [G] [85:Aelendis]: bullshit! it's an imposter!
[00:14:35] [G] [85:Warmitt]: Damned Tootin!
[00:14:50] [G] [85:Aelendis]: it's a trick, get an axe...
[00:14:57] [G] [62:Dissida]: LOL
[00:15:05] [G] [85:Warmitt]: hey!  my wife calls me a bullshit imposter as well!
[00:15:33] [G] [85:Aelendis]: thats because "I'm" Warmitt
[00:15:39] [G] [85:Aelendis]: you sir, are not.
[00:15:50] [G] [85:Warmitt]: Whoa!
[00:16:00] [G] [85:Warmitt]: How do you know that?
[00:16:07] [G] [85:Aelendis]: i just do.
[00:16:11] [G] [85:Aelendis]: now that we sorted that mess out.
[00:16:14] [G] [85:Remarus]: His vision is augmented.
[00:16:35] [G] [85:Warmitt]: But the real Warmitt is blind
[00:16:41] [G] [85:Warmitt]: we all know that
[00:16:44] [G] [85:Remarus]: hence the augments
[00:16:49] [G] [85:Aelendis]: precisely!
[00:17:08] [G] [85:Warmitt]: lol  thought you said arguements
[00:17:37] [G] [85:Aelendis]: My vision occasionally yells at people too.
[00:17:52] [G] [85:Aelendis]: we call it "Glaring"
[00:17:56] [G] [85:Warmitt]: thought i had visions...

[00:18:07] [G] [85:Warmitt]: turned out to be flashbacks
[00:19:11] [G] [85:Warmitt]: Would the Real Warmitt < please stand up!
[00:19:23] [G] [85:Aelendis]: Hi, i'm right here.
[00:19:31] [G] [85:Remarus]: *stands up*
[00:19:42] [G] [85:Remarus]: No, I'm Warmitt!
[00:19:53] [G] [85:Aelendis]: No, sir, I, Am Warmitt
[00:20:16] [G] <Away>[85:Kneehighs]: fuck u guys, I'm warmitt
[00:20:29] [G] [85:Aelendis]: hey, fuck you, you're not cool enough to be Warmitt
[00:20:33] [G] [85:Warmitt]: this hurts
[00:20:44] [G] <Away>[85:Kneehighs]: aye fuck u pal, I'm the one and only warmitt
[00:20:58] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I thought I was Warmitt...
[00:21:01] [G] [85:Aelendis]: I'm all the Warmitt there ever needs to be
[00:21:06] [G] [85:Aelendis]: You stay out of this!
[00:21:10] [G] [85:Alltaire]: :(
[00:21:23] [G] [62:Dissida]: YOU FOOLS, For I AM THE TRUE WARMITT DISGUISED AS THE GEESE MAN
[00:21:30] [G] [85:Remarus]: Fuck off, I'm Warmitt.
[00:21:40] [G] [85:Remarus]: I never asked for this.
[00:21:48] [G] [85:Diligo]: To hell with you all. I AM WARMITT.
[00:22:00] [G] [61:Dissida]: you shut up and eat your cheese sandwich aelendis
[00:22:06] [G] [85:Warmitt]: I don't know if i should be greatful for the instant popularity, or scared that this whole conversation is happening in my head  : (

[00:22:06] [G] [85:Aelendis]: listen, clearly, I'm Warmitt
[00:22:14] [G] <Away>[85:Kneehighs]: the fuck, u fools, don't u know that this comb has power and I'm the real warmitt, suckers!
[00:23:08] [G] [85:Aelendis]: A bomb makes for a pretty bad melee weapon..... and this just in, I'm Warmitt.
[00:23:46] [G] [85:Warmitt]: can I borrow some cash.... Warmitt will repay it
[00:24:04] [G] [85:Remarus]: Bomberman had no problem using bombs up close. Clearly, that means I'm Warmitt.
[00:24:05] [G] [85:Diligo]: Why would I borrow money from myself?
[00:24:13] [G] [85:Aelendis]: everyone knows Warmitt has all the money he needs.
[00:24:36] [G] [85:Diligo]: Enough money to pay for hookers AND blow.
[00:24:38] [G] [62:Dissida]: he does but can he tell why children love cinnnom toast crunch ?
[00:24:39] [G] <Away>[85:Kneehighs]: whut would warmitt do?  make a charity to warmitt's self

[00:25:04] [G] [85:Aelendis]: course he can, otherwise he wouldnt be Warmitt
[00:25:11] [G] [85:Warmitt]: pay for self improvement and some heavy counselling
[00:25:13] [G] [85:Violentcia]: hey aelendis, can i borrow some cocoa puffs. you know i'm good for it
[00:25:25] [G] [85:Warmitt]: Sure
[00:25:43] [G] [85:Aelendis]: Dont do it Aelendis! he just wants your shit!

[00:26:05] [G] [85:Violentcia]: lol, it took everythhing i had just to call you aelendis
[00:26:24] [G] [85:Remarus]: Call him Zero, I do.
[00:26:29] [G] [85:Itastepurple]: yeah just tryin to get as much as possible for this time of day for em
[00:26:32] [G] [85:Violentcia]: :O rogue
[00:26:37] [G] [85:Warmitt]: when i woke up this morning ( with one hell of a hangover),i found my wife in the kitchen
[00:26:44] [G] <Away>[85:Kneehighs]: it didn't take much for me, warmitt, to poop in ur coco puffs this morning
[00:26:49] [G] [85:Aelendis]: I'm known by many names, mainly my real name. Warmitt.
[00:26:51] [G] [85:Warmitt]: she had one of my socks in a frypan
[00:27:07] [G] [85:Aelendis]: sounds like a bad day Aelenids
[00:27:10] [G] [85:Remarus]: Socks in a frying pan, that's weird Aelendis
[00:27:17] [G] [85:Warmitt]: I asked her what she was doing, and she told me  just following orders
[00:27:27] [G] [85:Warmitt]: ???

[00:27:43] [G] [85:Diligo]: Was that the moment you realized what a mistake you made Aelendis?
[00:27:56] [G] [85:Warmitt]: She told me I kept asking her to cook my socks   all night
[00:28:04] [G] <Away>[85:Kneehighs]: that's when he realized he took the red pill
[00:28:14] [G] [62:Dissida]: that mixing koolaid and vodka with wild turkey is a bad idea

[00:28:32] [G] <Away>[85:Kneehighs]: drinking is a bad idea
[00:28:42] [G] <Away>[85:Kneehighs]: which is why u should just take acid
[00:28:51] [G] [85:Aelendis]: It's what I do.
[00:28:56] [G] [85:Warmitt]: that explains the flashbacks