Lesbians and Midgets, Oh My!

[14:34:48] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: OMG

[14:34:52] [W To] [90:Lovelysia]: you're welcome

[14:34:58] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: WE HAVE ALTAIRE! ZOMG TEACH ME TO KILL!

[14:35:02] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: :P

[14:35:02] [W From] [90:Lovelysia]: he talks a lot

[14:35:07] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: lol

[14:35:13] [G] [90:Alltaire]: GOD DAMNIT I'M NOT FROM ASSASSIN'S CREED

[14:35:17] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[14:35:30] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: somebody else thought the same thing

[14:35:32] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: victory

[14:35:35] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: god damnit. name change plox

[14:35:36] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: :P

[14:35:56] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: so now that i have joined u guys i can tell u what on my mind

[14:35:59] [G] [90:Alltaire]: I made this character before Assassin's Creed came out. I have never been able to live it down.

[14:36:00] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: dont get offended :P

[14:36:03] [G] [90:Alltaire]: MAKE THEM NAME CHANGE

[14:36:17] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: wtf are u guys doing to my wife :(

[14:36:27] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: she has no time for me anymore damnit!

[14:36:33] [G] [90:Alltaire]: I'm her lesbian lover. I find her gspot. No, you cannot join in.

[14:36:35] [G] [90:Alltaire]: You can watch.

[14:36:45] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: idc. i like watching

[14:36:52] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: my wife is ok with it too :P

[14:37:37] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: i have not seen how either look and don't really want to it might ruin the metal image

[14:37:53] [G] [90:Praesentia]: That is really sad.

[14:38:02] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: well i had high hopes for jason

[14:38:07] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: but city said i would be let down

[14:38:16] [G] [90:Praesentia]: And how would he know?

[14:38:17] [G] [90:Alltaire]: I'm like 600 lbs and I have giant patches of discolored skin. Plus a pizza face

[14:38:28] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: lol

[14:38:29] [G] [90:Alltaire]: Doctors told me to shower, but I think it ruins my natural scent

[14:38:40] [G] [5:Stabbingtime]: the smell of fish?

[14:38:47] [G] [90:Praesentia]: Stop giving him the sugar coated version.

[14:38:52] [G] [90:Alltaire]: The smell of sweat and rotting skin

[14:39:30] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: k now i can read what yall saying

[14:39:35] [G] [5:Stabbingtime]: that sucks

[14:39:37] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: only 2 peopple i know what they look like and thats turkey and city

[14:39:42] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: allt if ur 600 pounds how u gonna lesbo with my wife?

[14:39:45] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: shes like 80 lb

[14:39:47] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: lol

[14:39:52] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: LOL

[14:39:58] [G] [90:Praesentia]: Very carefully.

[14:40:00] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: unless u wanna eat her.

[14:40:04] [G] [90:Alltaire]: My mouth has been used for eating competitions. I am ready.

[14:40:05] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: lol

[14:40:41] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: what is she liek 5'1

[14:40:52] [G] [5:Stabbingtime]: im like 5'1''

[14:40:55] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: lol

[14:41:06] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: you also have a massive chin

[14:41:07] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: who my wife?

[14:41:10] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: shes erm

[14:41:11] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: yeah

[14:41:12] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: 4.9

[14:41:14] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: or so

[14:41:15] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: yeah

[14:41:21] [G] [90:Alltaire]: SOMEONE SHORTER THAN ME?!

[14:41:22] [G] [90:Alltaire]: HOLY SHIT

[14:41:23] [G] [90:Lovelysia]: he's a liar

[14:41:27] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: no im not

[14:41:27] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: lol

[14:41:34] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: im 5'8

[14:41:41] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: i'm5'10

[14:41:42] [G] [5:Stabbingtime]: alltaire you are probably taller than me

[14:41:46] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: and i have to kneel to be on the same size

[14:41:47] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: :P

[14:41:52] [G] [90:Alltaire]: I'm barely 5'1"

[14:41:56] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: i know. im a pedo

[14:41:57] [G] [5:Stabbingtime]: yeah you got me beat

[14:42:00] [G] [90:Alltaire]: 5 foot and three quarters

[14:42:00] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: im dating a midget

[14:42:07] [G] [88:Katarinâ]: lol

[14:42:07] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: erm married to*

[14:42:23] [G] [90:Praesentia]: Your wife know you are dating a midget?

[14:42:36] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: shes the midget

[14:42:38] [G] [80:Darkdescent]: lol

[14:42:44] [G] [90:Praesentia]: Good cover up now.