Sexual Favors

[03:02:37] [G] [82:Grimcee]: Any one have a sexy ass rogue toon that can lock pick  [Elementium Lockbox] for me? Will perform sexual favors.
[03:02:49] [G] [90:Jonnylocker]: asl
[03:04:16] [G] [82:Grimcee]: No one in this guild like sexual favors? I can also do manual labor.
[03:04:27] [G] [90:Jonnylocker]: i said.... asl
[03:04:28] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: I don't have a rogue.
[03:04:40] [G] [82:Grimcee]: lol whats asl?
[03:04:46] [G] [90:Aelbram]: age, sex, location
[03:04:47] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: age sex location
[03:04:51] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: it's how you hit on people
[03:04:51] [G] [90:Jonnylocker]: newb
[03:04:53] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: you ask asl
[03:04:57] [G] [90:Aelbram]: you need to get out more.
[03:05:02] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: to like, find out if they're legal
[03:05:04] [G] [90:Jonnylocker]: forget it
[03:05:06] [G] [90:Aelbram]: spread your E-wings
[03:05:08] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: and to figure out if they have a penis
[03:05:09] [G] [82:Grimcee]: I am so so sory ='(
[03:05:27] [G] [82:Grimcee]: sorry with two r's.
[03:05:39] [G] [90:Aelbram]: you should be

[03:06:04] [G] [82:Grimcee]: age is legal, sex is yes please, and location is canada.
[03:06:20] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: You are terrible at soliciting sexual favors online.
[03:06:37] [G] [82:Grimcee]: You should teach me ;)
[03:06:53] [G] [82:Grimcee]: Paladin to Paladin
[03:06:54] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

[03:07:29] [G] [82:Grimcee]: Could I pay you in sexual favors? After said teachings?
[03:07:52] [G] [90:Aelbram]: that isnt how this works.
[03:08:03] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Aelendis, ssshh
[03:08:07] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Do you...go ass to mouth?
[03:08:29] [G] [82:Grimcee]: Depends on the ass, shape and size?
[03:08:36] [G] [82:Grimcee]: oh and cleanliness.
[03:08:47] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Are hemmroids a deal breaker?
[03:08:48] [G] [82:Grimcee]: That should have been number 1.
[03:08:57] [G] [82:Grimcee]: are they clean?
[03:09:12] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Yes, yes they are.
[03:09:18] [G] [82:Grimcee]: Deal.
[03:09:43] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Gankin is so replaced.