Guild Chat: The New Guy

[02:10:47] [G] <Away>[90:Nècròfeelya]: are you calling me fat?
[02:11:06] [G] <Away>[90:Nècròfeelya]: well at least im not ugly and guess what i can go on a diet for fat
[02:12:01] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Beauty fades. Dumb is forever!
[02:12:09] [G] <Away>[90:Nècròfeelya]: when you were born the hospital wrote your parents an apology letter
[02:12:33] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Your face looks funny because I raped your mother with horse shit while she was pregnant with you.
[02:12:38] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Yeast infections break babies.
[02:13:06] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Sorry. You're new to the guild. I'm getting too vulgar for you
[02:13:11] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: You'll get used to it.
[02:13:15] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: Or kill yourself.
[02:13:18] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: I dunno
[02:13:24] [G] <Away>[90:Nècròfeelya]: maybe i will
[02:13:40] [G] [90:Aelbram]: its definitely one, or the other
[02:13:43] [G] <Away>[90:Nècròfeelya]: and ill have a note tied to my chest saying "alltaire made me do it"
[02:13:49] [G] <Away>[90:Nècròfeelya]: best mystery ever
[02:14:44] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: they'll be like "WHAT DOES THIS CHARACTER FROM ASSASSIN'S CREED HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!"
[02:14:54] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: And then Ubisoft will get raped with lawsuits
[02:15:01] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: about how they make people kill themselves
[02:15:06] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: and I will rub my hands together
[02:15:19] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: and laungh manically.
[02:15:51] [G] <Away>[90:Nècròfeelya]: i bet your 16 and your voice hasnt cracked yet
[02:15:55] [G] <Away>[90:Nècròfeelya]: so you cant do that
[02:16:03] [G] <Away>[90:Nècròfeelya]: so technically your story is false
[02:16:37] [G] <Away>[90:Alltaire]: YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE. BUT ATLEAST I ONLY HAVE TO WEAR ONE GOGGLE WHEN I GO SWIMMING IN MY POOL!