Guild Chat: Gankin's Birth and the Uterus

[00:52:35] [Aelbram] has earned the achievement [Gnomeregan]!
[00:52:35] [90:Aelbram] has earned the achievement [Gnomeregan]!
[00:52:35] [Jenir] has earned the achievement [Gnomeregan]!
[00:52:35] [26:Jenir] has earned the achievement [Gnomeregan]!
[00:54:25] [G] [90:Råge]: Congrats fellow Anhedonia guild members, you bring me solace and piece of mind now that I know such an achievement is possible. I thank you for the opportunity to witness such an event.
[00:55:21] [G] [26:Jenir]: What was it like to have been born with a penis that's more of an innie than it is an outie?
[00:55:34] [G] [90:Råge]: idk ask nanako
[00:56:14] [G] [26:Jenir]: As much as you want to be on his dick, I'm pretty sure he hasn't been gay enough to do chat roulette with you, bro.
[00:57:03] [G] [90:Råge]: hasn't? implying there might be a change in the future?
[00:57:03] [G] [26:Jenir]: But if you need to convince yourself that you DON'T have the smallest dick in guild, that's cool. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
[00:57:46] [G] [90:Råge]: ^dis bitch on her period
[00:57:57] [G] [26:Jenir]: BTW, you weren't conceived through traditional means. I went back in time, and raped your mother with my feces. You are my shit child. It's probably the reason you're retarded, but I dunno. Also the limp and the lazy eye..
[00:58:20] [G] [26:Jenir]: I kind of gave her a yeast infection

[00:58:27] [G] [90:Ovad]: so the lisp was just bad luck?
[00:59:29] [G] [26:Jenir]: Actually I'm pretty sure when I raped her while she was pregnant, some of my shit burst through her cervix and hit the kid in the mouth.
[00:59:41] [G] [26:Jenir]: I'm sorry about that, Gankin.
[00:59:53] [G] [90:Aelbram]: lol
[00:59:56] [G] [26:Jenir]: But you should have seen what that ho was wearing. She was asking for it.
[01:00:01] [G] [90:Råge]: alltaire your supposed to take the tampon out after a few days, we don't want you to explode like the disease ridden spetic tank that you are
[01:01:11] [G] [26:Jenir]: I don't wear tampons. There is no tampon in existence that can handle my flow. I bleed right through those bitches

[01:02:01] [G] [90:Råge]: A life of prostitution and participation the pain olympics for rent money will do that to a "woman"
[01:02:37] [G] [26:Jenir]: I'm pretty sure that having sex with horses did that to me, not the prostitution.
[01:02:53] [G] [90:Violentcia]: Nay, that can't be it
[01:03:01] [G] [26:Jenir]: I mean, the first time I had my vag split ass to chin and I bled out, I should have learned my lesson.
[01:03:13] [G] [26:Jenir]: But 32 states, and thousands of horses later..
[01:03:23] [G] [26:Jenir]: I just kinda let my uterus fall out during my period.