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Wednesday, December 5, 2012
The Laws of the Matrix
[00:07:33] [G] [90:Ucantphaseme]: What would you guys do if a lot of us was disconnected from the Matrix on the 21st?
[00:07:47] [G] [90:Aelbram[Aelendis]]: probably get drunk.
[00:08:06] [G] [90:Alltaire]: I would be kinda pissed it happened AFTER my British Lit final.
[00:08:24] [G] [90:Alltaire]: But then it would be before my human exceptionality final, which would be cooler than sliced bread
[00:08:36] [G] [90:Ucantphaseme]: I'd be trying to get jacked back in so I could fuck the French man's wife.
[00:08:48] [G] [90:Omghydralisk]: she's a Succubus
[00:08:55] [G] [90:Ucantphaseme]: She'd get wrecked.
[00:09:19] [G] [90:Omghydralisk]: well once she's lured you in, she turns into her demon form and slashes you into french fries
[00:09:29] [G] [90:Ucantphaseme]: That's fine as long as we got to fuck.
[00:09:38] [G] [90:Omghydralisk]: you dont get that far with Succubi =/
[00:09:47] [G] [90:Alltaire]: She's like a praying mantis, you get the sexy fun time first, and then you die after
[00:10:00] [G] [90:Alltaire]: in the words of Alistair, if it happens afterward, it's not much of a determent.
[00:10:10] [G] [90:Ucantphaseme]: Agreed.
[00:10:19] [G] [90:Ucantphaseme]: OR, if push came to shove, I'd kill then fuck.
[00:10:29] [G] [90:Aelbram[Aelendis]]: so... is there a place we sign up at or...?
[00:10:30] [G] [90:Alltaire]: The body is STILL warm.
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