Guild Chat: Another Long One

22:54:18] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: i REAAAALLY really hope they give us an option to turn off enchant glows

[22:54:29] [G] [85:Epsthro]: they do

[22:54:30] [G] [85:Mooform]: not going to happen anytime soon

[22:54:33] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: ;3;

[22:54:35] [G] [85:Mooform]: i read a blue post about it

[22:54:39] [G] [85:Epsthro]: i think i read it on mmo

[22:54:42] [G] [85:Mooform]: its on their to do list

[22:54:49] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: so it alot of things :P

[22:54:53] [G] [85:Planeterra]: im still waiting for the dance studio so i can learn some new dances

[22:55:02] [G] [85:Mooform]: or guild housing

[22:55:21] [G] [85:Stârburst]: guild housing would be epic!

[22:55:22] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: boa items that are actually boa..

[22:55:31] [G] <Away>[85:Alltaire]: guild housing and shops would be nice

[22:55:35] [G] <Away>[85:Alltaire]: a guild store...fantastic

[22:55:41] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: Wtb Jen's panties

[22:55:42] [G] [85:Mooform]: that would be great

[22:55:58] [G] [85:Mooform]: we could like...get our own rooms. and like...do things n stuff

[22:56:02] [G] [85:Mooform]: nasty things

[22:56:05] [G] [85:Mooform]: vile things

[22:56:20] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: political satire things..

[22:56:22] [G] [85:Praesentia]: So basically we could keep doing what we already do.

[22:56:30] [G] [85:Mooform]: we could write poetry

[22:56:35] [G] [85:Mooform]: and save the whales

[22:56:49] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: Dil you ain't seen what i can do in private

[22:56:52] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: *wink*

[22:57:01] [G] [85:Mooform]: d'aww...now im red

[22:57:26] [G] [85:Mooform]: i took all 14 of my staples out today

[22:57:29] [G] [85:Mooform]: with wire snips

[22:57:33] [G] [85:Mooform]: not even kidding

[22:57:37] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: WHY

[22:57:40] [G] [85:Blastnaglass]: with dirty pliers

[22:57:41] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: DOCTOR

[22:57:51] [G] [85:Mooform]: call me Dr Moo

[22:57:52] [G] <Away>[85:Alltaire]: Moo

[22:57:54] [G] <Away>[85:Alltaire]: promise me

[22:57:55] [G] [85:Mooform]: Dr Moo Feelgood

[22:57:57] [G] <Away>[85:Alltaire]: if you ever get a cyst

[22:57:58] [G] <Away>[85:Alltaire]: call me

[22:58:04] [G] [85:Mooform]: promise

[22:58:04] [G] <Away>[85:Alltaire]: you seem like a bro that would let me lance that

[22:58:07] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: i have  a cyst o3o

[22:58:09] [G] [85:Blastnaglass]: theyre already infected looking

[22:58:11] [G] [85:Mooform]: i would indeed

[22:58:14] [G] [85:Planeterra]: w...t...f

[22:58:17] [G] <Away>[85:Alltaire]: LET ME LANCE YOUR CYST

[22:58:23] [G] [85:Mooform]: my wife is supposed to be a nurse and wouldnt fucking help me

[22:58:28] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: YES MAAM ;3;

[22:58:29] [G] [85:Mooform]: so i grabbed the snips and did it myself

[22:58:40] [G] [85:Blastnaglass]: no sterile field, not taking part in that mess

[22:58:40] [G] <Away>[85:Alltaire]: She didn't want you to mutilate yourself

[22:58:42] [G] [85:Mooform]: they came out pretty easy...still crusty but not too bad

[22:58:55] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: put some disinfectant on them

[22:58:57] [G] [85:Mooform]: they smell weird

[22:58:57] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: liek bleach

[22:59:07] [G] [85:Mooform]: i put peroxide on em

[22:59:18] [G] [37:Cowpatpally]: neee...fuzzy bubbles

[22:59:18] [G] [85:Mooform]: it tickles with fizzly greatness

[22:59:43] [G] [85:Blastnaglass]: pretty sure one broke off a tiny piece in his tummy

[22:59:58] [G] [85:Blastnaglass]: one side was much shorter than the others were

[23:00:04] [G] [85:Mooform]: i did lose a couple halves

[23:00:07] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: one side of what

[23:00:12] [G] [85:Blastnaglass]: the staple

[23:00:17] [G] [85:Mooform]: i cut them in half. then took the pliers and jimmied them out

[23:00:32] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: you need to tell your wife to take better care of you

[23:00:32] [G] [85:Mooform]: feltgoodman.png

[23:00:44] [G] [85:Mooform]: she would not have any part in my self mutilation

[23:00:51] [G] [85:Mooform]: so i did it myself

[23:01:00] [G] [85:Mooform]: didnt have to waste gas /time going back to the surgeon

[23:01:37] [G] [85:Mooform]: anyways Jen...i have a 'floating' cyst

[23:01:45] [G] [85:Mooform]: last i saw him...he was near my kneecap

[23:01:47] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: your nuts are not a cyst

[23:01:55] [G] [85:Mooform]: if he ever surfaces i promise...he is yours

[23:02:02] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: mines on my crotch

[23:02:23] [G] [85:Mooform]: if you dont have sterile equipment thats fine...just sharpen a kitchen knife

[23:02:33] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: i dun think i wanan slice my dick off

[23:02:34] [G] [85:Planeterra]: whats a cyst? does it have to do with raid groups?

[23:02:41] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: a cyst is ike

[23:02:44] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: a bump

[23:02:47] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: under the skin

[23:03:07] [G] [85:Planeterra]: lol i could imagine

[23:03:08] [G] [85:Mooform]: a big bump

[23:03:14] [G] [85:Mooform]: and it feels kinda hard

[23:03:14] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: like someone fillz a little balloon under your skin

[23:03:19] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: but its hard and full of puss

[23:03:23] [G] [85:Mooform]: i had one behind my nipple forever

[23:03:24] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: but its near impossible to break

[23:03:37] [G] [85:Mooform]: fucking SUCKED. every time something would touch my nipple it was like electric shock

[23:03:40] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: without cuttting like.. a 1/4th of an inch into your skin

[23:04:04] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: i hate mine

[23:04:06] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: so much :/

[23:04:16] [G] [85:Mooform]: at least yours stays in the same place

[23:04:22] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: have no idea how to get rid of it

[23:04:24] [G] [85:Mooform]: i dont hear from mine for a while and then he pops up in my neck

[23:04:30] [G] [85:Mooform]: Alltair will lance it

[23:04:32] [G] [85:Mooform]: free

[23:04:37] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: well get down here woman

[23:04:38] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: jeez

[23:05:43] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: so moo you missed me and Odr

[23:05:49] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: weird ass conversations today

[23:06:05] [G] [85:Mooform]: aww. i had to do family stuff :*(   had to actually feed the spawn

[23:06:20] [G] [85:Mooform]: i wouldnt have had her if i thought i had to take care of her...she is needy as shit

[23:06:30] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: wait till she begs for money

[23:06:39] [G] [85:Mooform]: oh god...or has a BF

[23:06:45] [G] [85:Mooform]: i already have my line planned out

[23:06:45] [G] [13:Sinstowin]: or girlfriend

[23:07:18] [G] [85:Mooform]: 'ive been out of trouble for years boy...but im not afraid to go back" "you hurt my daughter...*evil grin"