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Saturday, May 12, 2012
BRONIES
[20:46:32] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: not enough chompy this season
[20:47:05] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: or the gator..i forget the gators nam,e
[20:47:15] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Gummy?
[20:47:19] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: GUMMMMMY
[20:47:20] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: ty
[20:47:27] [G] [85:Grognar]: Rainbow Dash flavored Cupcakes are best
[20:47:28] [G] [85:Lirenna]: OMG, you are talking MLP. XD
[20:47:32] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Haha
[20:47:40] [G] [85:Alltaire]: This guild is full of bronies.
[20:47:42] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I'm so scared
[20:47:45] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Oh god, no Cupcakes. D:
[20:47:49] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: gummy is awesome though how she got a detioothed gator is beyond me
[20:47:49] [G] [85:Grognar]: Brohoof
[20:47:54] [G] [85:Sanskuss]: what's a bronie?
[20:48:05] [G] [85:Alltaire]: A guy who likes ponies
[20:48:06] [G] [85:Alltaire]: bronie
[20:48:19] [G] [85:Sanskuss]: ok....
[20:48:20] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Grown men who watch My Little Pony
[20:48:24] [G] [85:Alltaire]: And enjoy it
[20:48:26] [G] [85:Grognar]: YEH!
[20:48:28] [G] [85:Alltaire]: A lot.
[20:48:29] [G] [85:Sanskuss]: Is that wrong?
[20:48:31] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: bet your ass
[20:48:37] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Brony is what the My Little Pony fandom peeps call themselves
[20:48:41] [G] [85:Aelendis]: yes, that is so wrong
[20:48:52] [G] [85:Grognar]: at least we aint into Generations 1-3
[20:48:53] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I don't judge... I still watch cartoons.
[20:49:00] [G] [85:Alltaire]: But too many bronies draw porn
[20:49:08] [G] [85:Alltaire]: and that, my friends, is where I'm like "NO."
[20:49:09] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: brohoof me grog
[20:49:21] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Hey, G1 was the shit. I don't remember G2, but let's pretend G3 doesn't exist, 'kay?
[20:49:35] [G] [85:Aelendis]: cartoons are fine, but these guys are taking it to a level of gay i've not seen.
[20:49:41] [G] [85:Alltaire]: lol
[20:49:45] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: its wonderful isn't it
[20:49:46] [G] [85:Grognar]: ./)
[20:50:02] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: love and tolerance wins babeh
[20:50:07] [G] [85:Grognar]: god i hate the porn too
[20:50:14] [G] [85:Sanskuss]: It's not like they have posters of my little pony in there rooms
[20:50:16] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Ot
[20:50:19] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I've seen way too much pony porn lately. My friend is a huge brony, and draws that shit all the time.. "HAY, WANT TO SEE APPLEJACK GET SODOMIZED BY ANAL BEADS SHAPED LIKE APPLES?"
[20:50:21] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: <.<
[20:50:25] [G] [85:Grognar]: nah im fairly tame in that concern
[20:50:25] [G] [85:Lirenna]: It's because friendship is magic.
[20:50:30] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: *takes down my apple jack poster*
[20:50:33] [G] [85:Alltaire]: "No. No I really don't FUCK YOU SENT IT TO MY PHONE ANYWAY WHY DID I OPEN IT FUCK MY EYES"
[20:50:39] [G] [85:Aelendis]: LOL
[20:50:42] [G] [85:Sanskuss]: lol Orandinbar
[20:50:51] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: hey i'm southern and she speaks to me
[20:51:15] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: though the Final Roundup episode was kidna weak
[20:51:22] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: waaa i didn't get first place
[20:51:25] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: waaaa
[20:51:31] [G] [85:Alltaire]: "WANT TO SEE THAT BRITISH TALKING PONY AND HER SISTER TAKE ON A DOUBLE SIDED DRAGON COCK DILDO?!" "How do you even know what a dragon cock looks like? JESUS FUCK WHY DID I OPEN IT, STOP SENDING ME THIS SHIT"
[20:51:42] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: now if it was the plympics she should have just killed herslef
[20:51:59] [G] [85:Grognar]: ive stumbled upon a fanfic reading where fluttershy boinks a tree and uses a trojan condom
[20:51:59] [G] [85:Aelendis]: lol
[20:52:11] [G] [85:Sanskuss]: Alltaire is secretly a bronie
[20:52:24] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: i've seen TONS of mlp pron
[20:52:31] [G] [85:Aelendis]: i'm sure you have
[20:52:32] [G] [85:Lirenna]: OMG, Fluttershy/Bloomburg. IT IS SO MADE OF WRONG.
[20:52:39] [G] [85:Grognar]: ^
[20:53:05] [G] [85:Alltaire]: This is a whole other level of mindfuck. I still have my MLP toys from when I was a kid
[20:53:13] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: make them MLP sex toys
[20:53:16] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Me too. :3
[20:53:20] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I can't even look at that box anymore without imagining someone trying to dick them
[20:53:24] [G] [85:Grognar]: and now you cant unsee them as sex toys?
[20:53:24] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Oran: D8
[20:53:31] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Yes
[20:53:37] [G] [85:Alltaire]: They are ruined for me
[20:53:44] [G] [85:Alltaire]: atleast there's no Firefly porn yet
[20:53:58] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: it'll come
[20:53:59] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: in time
[20:54:01] [G] [85:Alltaire]: She was my first pony ;;
[20:54:07] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I still have her VHS ;;
[20:54:08] [G] [85:Lirenna]: ...Wasn't Rainbow Dash a rework of Firefly? >.>
[20:54:15] [G] [85:Alltaire]: NO
[20:54:18] [G] [85:Alltaire]: DON'T SULLY HER
[20:54:20] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: lol she was my first
[20:54:21] [G] [85:Alltaire]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[20:54:37] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Firefly is pink
[20:54:38] [G] [85:Grognar]: im more into the fan music and some of the art. there was this cool one with Discord replacing the Diablo 3 box art. they even made im look like diablo too
[20:54:45] [G] [85:Alltaire]: with a blue lighning bolt on her side
[20:54:49] [G] [85:Alltaire]: and wingalings
[20:55:00] [G] [85:Lirenna]: I still have that VHS too, Alltaire. Along with the other movie where everything gets covered in smooze.
[20:55:01] [G] [85:Grognar]: and the .MOV series
[20:55:15] [G] [85:Alltaire]: I only have the one :(
[20:55:36] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: i'm more an opriginal episode lover but i can also enjoy the fan stuff
[20:55:41] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: and the .mov shit is genius
[20:55:59] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: hey hey hey stay outta my shed
[20:56:27] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Oh fuck, I know what you're talking about
[20:56:41] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: give in jen
[20:56:45] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Happy Tree Friends v2.0
[20:56:58] [G] [85:Grognar]: Scootaloo's Love for Pain: face was contorting in many painful ways
[20:57:06] [G] [85:Grognar]: just listening to it
[20:57:38] [G] [85:Grognar]: legendary trolling or serious perversion. not sure which anymore
[20:57:51] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: why not both
[20:57:55] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Perhaps both
[20:58:01] [G] [85:Lirenna]: Yeah that
[20:58:51] [G] [85:Grognar]: CollegeHumor really hit the right stuff on the bronies who write that stuff
[20:59:03] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: wtb bigger bags ;3;
[20:59:50] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: k grog i will brb
[20:59:55] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: need to put shit on the ah
[21:00:06] [G] [85:Grognar]: sure
[21:00:24] [G] [85:Grognar]: ill be busy "being the tree"
[21:00:31] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: >.>
[21:00:44] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: i have no idea what that means i don't think AWNT to know either
[21:01:07] [G] [85:Grognar]: UH! YES! UH! IM! A! TREE! YES, IM A DIRTY TREE!
[21:01:16] [W From] [85:Aelendis]: you see what you've created in guild?!
[21:01:23] [W From] [85:Aelendis]: lol
[21:01:23] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: STOP IT ;3;
[21:01:26] [W To] [85:Aelendis]: I want to die now.
[21:02:23] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: the ponies are INNOCENT
[21:03:04] [G] [85:Grognar]: then applejack walks in on the scene and later opts for a mind erase of the last 24 hours.
[21:03:26] [W From] [85:Aelendis]: hmmm
[21:03:28] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: *cris* Jennnnn he is making my innocene be questioned ;3;
[21:03:34] [W From] [85:Aelendis]: typing no, i likes your typing
[21:03:44] [G] [85:Sanskuss]: you have no inocence
[21:03:51] [G] [85:Orandinbar]: i used to....
[21:03:55] [G] [85:Lirenna]: What inno- damnit, I'm too slow today.
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