Saturday, April 14, 2012

Guild Chat: Blood, Shit, and Hemmroids

[00:20:14] [G] [85:Firestyle]: was about to say
[00:20:17] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Just enough to not get kicked XD
[00:20:20] [G] [85:Brosideon]: lol
[00:20:23] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: Alesana takes dick to the face
[00:20:24] [G] [85:Brosideon]: diligo says nice things
[00:20:25] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: just sayin
[00:20:32] [G] [85:Diligo:2]: Quit being so lazy Sanstuss.
[00:20:52] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: No one make a mexican joke
[00:20:58] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: -_- victims
[00:21:06] [G] [85:Brosideon]: just no
[00:21:06] [G] [85:Cowpile]: anyone got a female tauran ?
[00:21:07] [G] [85:Zeromous:1]: so tired, so sleepy
[00:21:08] [G] [85:Firestyle]: woah wtf was that
[00:21:11] [G] [85:Zeromous:1]: there, just made one
[00:21:16] [G] [85:Firestyle]: i just saw that after i capped our flag
[00:21:18] [G] [85:Brosideon]: no sleeping
[00:21:37] [G] [85:Firestyle]: that's no thorns for you GL holding the threat on the amalg
[00:21:47] [G] [85:Tightywhitie]: well jen's a cow, and chrisdaman has a vagina, so take your pick
[00:21:53] [G] [85:Brosideon]: lol
[00:21:59] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: Woah, woah
[00:22:02] [G] [85:Brosideon]: so so nice
[00:22:03] [G] [85:Grognar]: is not having thorns the new thing now?
[00:22:06] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: you leave my cow ladies alone
[00:22:11] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Paulette takes hemroids to the mouth
[00:22:36] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: Sanstuss, do you want my ass over your mouth?
[00:22:38] [G] [85:Tightywhitie]: bloody hemeroids covered in feces*
[00:22:39] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: It's about to happen, boy.
[00:22:49] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: Nah I just flossed
[00:22:49] [G] [85:Firestyle]: woah woah i'll give ya some thorns for that
[00:22:52] [G] [85:Brosideon]: dear god
[00:22:54] [G] [85:Sanstuss]: maybe next time
[00:23:01] Paulette has demoted Sanstuss to Special Ops.
[00:23:04] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: What's that?
[00:23:04] [G] [85:Grognar]: just stay outa my shed
[00:23:11] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: I can't hear you when you're human centipeding me.
[00:23:21] [G] [85:Zeromous:1]: this is going places
[00:23:26] [G] [85:Brosideon]: no
[00:23:29] [G] [85:Tightywhitie]: lol, i love this guild
[00:23:30] [G] [85:Zeromous:1]: fuck yeah it is
[00:23:31] [G] [85:Brosideon]: just no
[00:23:36] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: SANSTUSS, DO I EAT THE VANILLA PASTE OR THE CUTTLEFISH AND ASPARAGUS?!
[00:23:38] [W From] [85:Sanstuss]: horsecock
[00:23:42] [G] [85:Grognar]: *M Bison shouts* YES!
[00:23:51] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: CUTTLEFISH AND ASPARAGUS?!
[00:23:55] [G] [85:Brosideon]: NO
[00:23:57] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: KYRUUUUUUU, I BELIEVE IN YOU
[00:24:00] [G] [85:Zeromous:1]: I BERIEVE IN RU!!!!
[00:24:02] [G] [85:Firestyle]: KYLRE I BERLIEVE IN URRRREEEE
[00:24:06] [G] [85:Grognar]: VANILLA PASTE! VANILLA PASTE!
[00:24:09] [G] [85:Fentanÿl]: -.-
[00:24:09] [G] [85:Brosideon]: never agin
[00:24:23] [G] [85:Tightywhitie]: so jen when you take it in the ass, do your hemeroids make your anus ribbed for his pleasure?
[00:24:38] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: Usually they make my ass really, really wet
[00:24:44] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: it's only when you turn the light on
[00:24:47] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: that you realize
[00:24:50] [G] [85:Brosideon]: ...
[00:24:52] [G] [85:Brosideon]: just no
[00:24:52] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: it's blood and shit lubicating your cock
[00:25:04] [G] [85:Tightywhitie]: lol
[00:25:06] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: I hear it's an aphrodesiac in some cultures.
[00:25:12] [G] [85:Brosideon]: maybe in africa
[00:25:23] [G] [85:Grognar]: lube is lube
[00:25:29] [G] [85:Tightywhitie]: no, new jersey
[00:25:37] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: I mean, I haven't had a guy yet who was like "GOD YES THANK YOU FOR THE BLOOD AND SHIT ALL OVER MY COCK" usually it's "BLAAAAAAAAAARGH WHAT THE FUCK BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"
[00:25:50] [G] [85:Brosideon]: ...
[00:25:53] [G] [85:Paulette:1]: I'll find one...some day.
[00:25:54] [G] [85:Zeromous:1]: <---
[00:25:55] [G] [85:Brosideon]: its like the beef curtains that confess found

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