Guild Chat: Ultraporn Rating

[04:50:13] Locke has joined the guild.
[04:50:19] Kittyranger has promoted Locke to Friends&Family.
[04:52:29] [G] [85:Alltaire]: WHO IS THAT
[04:52:32] [G] [85:Alltaire]: WHO IS THAAAAt
[04:52:59] [G] [85:Locke]: im locke
[04:53:07] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Oh, just some random guy?
[04:53:10] [G] [85:Aelendis]: which is?
[04:53:19] [G] [85:Kittyranger]: my brother
[04:53:19] [G] [85:Locke]: which is locke
[04:53:26] [G] [85:Locke]: bro down
[04:53:44] [G] [85:Locke]: hey alendis
[04:53:50] [G] [85:Aelendis]: hmm?
[04:53:55] [G] [85:Locke]: hi how ya doing
[04:54:07] [G] [85:Aelendis]: i'm doing fine

[04:54:20] [G] [85:Locke]: yup
[04:54:28] [G] [85:Alltaire]: My dick is bigger. Just putting that out there right now so we won't have problems later.
[04:54:41] [G] [85:Violentcia]: ^huge wang
[04:54:49] [G] [57:Sectator]: I demand proof Alltaire.
[04:55:08] [G] [85:Locke]: ok gentlemen lets throw them all out on the table and grab the measuring tap
[04:55:11] [G] [85:Locke]: tape*\
[04:55:20] [G] [85:Alltaire]: It would just blow your mind. I have to be careful. It has an ultraporn rating, so you have to be atleast 55 to view it.
[04:55:38] [G] [57:Sectator]: Don't make me hack your webcam.
[04:55:50] [G] [85:Alltaire]: Also..that's why Warmitt has stayed in guild so long
[04:56:49] [G] [85:Locke]: scared of it<
[04:57:16] [G] [85:Alltaire]: As you should be.