Guild Chat: The People Under The Stairs!

[22:44:55] [G] [85:Tightiwhitey]: i thought the only way to start your day was put on a sweat suit, and work out in a sauna, and then get changed for work witout a shower... you're only going to get dirty again anyways
[22:45:05] [G] [85:Grognar:1]: but lemme guess. they eat rotten cheese, butter and baby oil
[22:45:37] [G] [85:Alltaire:1]: Why shower at all?
[22:45:57] [G] [85:Tightiwhitey]: well its more of a racial recognition thing
[22:46:10] [G] [85:Alltaire:1]: The ultimate turn on is dragging your hand over a guy's balls, and pulling off a 3" deep layer of smegma and dead skin.
[22:46:18] [G] [85:Grognar:1]: the only reason i shower is so that i take a shower for taking a shower's sake
[22:46:47] [G] [85:Aelendis:1]: clearly, you're doing it wrong.
[22:47:52] [G] [85:Grognar:1]: but apparently the water looks like it came from the sweaty balls of the majority of india
[22:48:37] [W From] [85:Tightiwhitey]: lol you asked why shower at all. i was going to say its a racial recognition thing. the albino kids living in mommy's basement at 27 years old, cant come up for food, and look black... the cops would throw them in jail

[22:48:51] [W To] [85:Tightiwhitey]: LOL
[22:48:51] [G] [85:Grognar:1]: since well.. they kinda bathe in shit for money
[22:49:08] [W To] [85:Tightiwhitey]: The people under the stairs!
[22:49:41] [G] [85:Grognar:1]: i think I just offended people by how bad that sequence of words came out