Diligo: I need 300k from the guild bank.
Alltaire: Pfff. You're rich, though. That's what everyone says about you... Well, Renegade says that, atleast.
Diligo: I have six figures, but I'm still poor.
Serigeese: What?! I want that much money...
Alltaire: Geese WOULD have that much money if he knew how to spend it.
Serigeese: If I didn't eat it all...
Alltaire: Serigeese takes a bath in his money. Then when he's done, he throws the money out. His servants say, "But you can reuse that money!" and Serigeese says "NO! Only fresh money may glisten against my body!"
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