Nanako: I can get this close to people without them ever knowing I'm there.
Alltaire: RAPE
Alltaire: RAPE
Alltaire: OH HALP
Alltaire: I rape pretty ladies in their rooms after they get out of the shower.
Ella: That was you?
Ella: >..<
Alltaire: :x I'VE EXPOSED MYSELF
Ella: FYI that thing you did with the ice cubes and the kockey stick was awesome >..<
Paygan: When was this?
Paygan: Where was I?
Aelendis: this is going places
Paygan: You could have videotaped it
Ella: You were...probably playing mass effect and not taking care of my sexual needs
Paygan: Hey now
Alltaire: And that's why she was raped.
Paygan: Mass Effect 2
Alltaire: And now we're lovers.
Alltaire: Full time.
Ella: vagina = win
Alltaire: Haven't you noticed how often she showers? It's like the bat signal for me.
Ella: I told him I was having herbal essence moments.
Paygan: Oh my god I don't even
Ella: The death stares coming from the left hand side of my bedroom are priceless.
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