15:35:45 [Metacrest]: hey, i get sore too
15:35:55 [Alltaire]: Please don't molest guild members, or even potential guild memebrs.
15:35:57 [Alltaire]: members*
15:36:11 [Metacrest]: you just said that he wasnt getting in QQ
15:36:11 [Alltaire]: Do we have room on ANY of our raid teams for a resto shaman?
15:36:25 [Tovah]: Well, I'm still healing sometimes.
15:36:32 [Huggyble]: g2 has blacktooth so we are full.
15:36:42 [Hooda]: hopefully he has room in his asshole cause im gonna molest him
15:36:50 [Alltaire]: Gankin
15:36:51 [Metacrest]: LOL
15:36:53 [Metacrest]: thats a great thought
15:36:54 [Alltaire]: You need to calm down.
15:36:57 [Hooda]: NOOOOOOOOO
15:37:08 [Alltaire]: By the way
15:37:15 [Alltaire]: you have a quote in the blog
15:37:19 [Alltaire]: well, you're in it, anyway
15:37:21 [Hooda]: what?
15:37:34 [Tovah]: it's the quotem pole
15:37:38 [Alltaire]: http://www.nopleasureguild.blogspot.com/
15:37:44 [Hooda]: no what was the quote
15:37:44 [Alltaire]: You're on the last page.
15:37:47 [Tovah]: that's rally awkward
15:37:49 [Hooda]: im not going on there
15:38:20 [Alltaire]: Gankin: TO ALL MY NIGGAS AND MY BITCHES AND BITCHES AND MY NIGGAS WAVE UR MOTHA FUCKIN HANDS IN THE AIR
15:38:21 [Alltaire]: Dycin: reported
15:38:25 [Metacrest]: there better be a damn good reason why none of my chars are in there
15:38:27 [Alltaire]: Gankin: /wave
15:38:32 [Alltaire]: Meyle: I tried but I'm too fat to bring them above my head
15:38:38 [Hooda]: lol
15:38:38 [Alltaire]: Meyle: I got a heart attack the last time I did that
15:39:02 [Hooda]: i actually remember that
15:39:10 [Alltaire]: I have it screenshotted
15:39:24 [Alltaire]: because Meyle making fun of himself is just lolz
15:39:33 [Hooda]: he always does
15:39:41 [Alltaire]: But usually he's not funny
15:39:50 [Metacrest]: am i usually funny?
15:39:51 [Alltaire]: So when it's funny, it's memorable
15:40:01 [Alltaire]: You..you're doing good...
15:40:03 [Alltaire]: yeah..
15:40:08 [Metacrest]: :3
15:40:09 [Metacrest]: thats good
15:40:13 [Metacrest]: because if you didnt consider me funny
15:40:16 [Metacrest]: i would do things...
15:40:19 [Metacrest]: to your anus...
15:40:29 [Metacrest]: that you probably cannot even conceive of...
15:40:37 [Tovah]: She probably can.
15:40:46 [Alltaire]: Human centipede things?
15:40:48 [Alltaire]: Because that
15:40:51 [Alltaire]: would just make my day
15:40:57 [Grinwar]: ouch that movie was crazy
15:40:58 [Itastepurple]: SURPRISE BUTTSECKS (>'(>0.0)>
15:40:59 [Metacrest]: it has not entered into the minds of man what im capable of
15:41:06 [Metacrest]: (or women)
15:41:10 [Metacrest]: (or whatever the fuck alltaire is)
15:41:18 [Alltaire]: DAMNIT, META! PUT YOUR LIPS ON MY ASS ALREADY
15:41:30 [Itastepurple]: umm
15:41:30 [Metacrest]: after i put my feet on it
15:41:35 [Alltaire]: My hemroids will not lance themselves!
15:41:36 [Hooda]: good times!!!!!!!!!
15:41:36 [Hooda]: 8==========D-- - -
15:41:36 [Hooda]: :(-<--<
15:41:36 [Hooda]: ^(Alltaire's's first sexual encounter with her father))
15:41:51 [Alltaire]: Actually Gankin..you have that story in reverse..
15:41:57 [Hooda]: ah
15:41:59 [Metacrest]: replace the :( with :D and youre deadon
15:42:00 [Alltaire]: I pulled out a horsecock dildo, and my dad started crying
15:42:07 [Alltaire]: I had to punch him with it a few times.
15:42:12 [Alltaire]: Until he finally gave in
15:42:16 [Hooda]: SHABLAGOO!!!!!!
15:42:16 [Hooda]: BEHOLD THE CRUNCH AND MINTY POWERS OF MINTBERRY CRRRUUUUNCH
15:42:33 [Itastepurple]: lol i thought i had problems
15:42:44 [Hooda]: My girlfriend sent me a letter while i was in jail saying she was dumping me, she said i was a pedophile. So i wrote back and said pedophile! thats and awefully big word for a 12 year old
15:42:50 [Alltaire]: Gankin
15:42:57 [Metacrest]: i often cover myself in vaseline and cry naked in the dark
15:42:59 [Alltaire]: Your macros no longer amuse me :(
15:43:02 [Metacrest]: i
15:43:04 [Metacrest]: im sorry
15:43:08 [Metacrest]: i didnt know how to approach the subject
15:43:21 [Hooda]: well
15:43:25 [Hooda]: p-(^-^)z
15:43:25 [Hooda]: Gankin is not amused.
15:43:27 [Alltaire]: Make a new one about Cal molesting small children.
15:43:37 [Itastepurple]: so a preist and a rabbi walk into a bar, but theres no rabbi. and the preist is rlly my father at my 10th birthday
15:43:37 [Tovah]: Uh.
15:43:38 [Alltaire]: Mostly boys.
15:43:50 [Itastepurple]: and hes not rlly a preist and hes raping me. . .
15:43:54 [Hooda]: give me a minute
15:43:56 [Metacrest]: i once had a dream that worgen were attacking my house and that i had to seal all the doors with caramel
15:44:01 [Itastepurple]: alot. .
15:44:04 [Alltaire]: HAH
15:44:09 [Alltaire]: I am amused again
15:44:44 [Metacrest]: I WILL RAVAGE YOU AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT
15:45:16 [Itastepurple]: wtf is broccoli anyways
15:45:24 [Metacrest]: a delicious green vegetable
15:45:25 [Metacrest]: like me
15:45:40 [Alltaire]: You're a green vegetable?
15:45:48 [Itastepurple]: if you guys end up needing me tonight im available
15:45:49 [Metacrest]: a delicious green vegetable, you plebian
15:45:52 [Itastepurple]: and bored
15:46:16 [Itastepurple]: philistine
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